Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3361. | Kevin (logia) | 73.61 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 3362. | Basone01 (basone01) | 73.61 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3363. | Sergey (sergeyscherbo) | 73.61 | 98% | 2017-11-05 |
| 3364. | Nixon (nixon_the_cat) | 73.61 | 96% | 2018-12-23 |
| 3365. | Spafa (spafa) | 73.60 | 95% | 2019-03-03 |
| 3366. | Søren (sigurd4p2) | 73.58 | 98% | 2018-11-22 |
| 3367. | butteryPenguin (butterypeng... | 73.57 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 3368. | jonathan (moonmoondammit) | 73.56 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
| 3369. | David (hugger69) | 73.55 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 3370. | stevie (steviewonders) | 73.54 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 3371. | EAT (nooodless) | 73.53 | 98% | 2018-05-15 |
| 3372. | Egi (dr12) | 73.51 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 3373. | ♠️♥️MM_King♠️... | 73.50 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 3374. | steve (majikyouser) | 73.49 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 3375. | Daniel (cool_nerd88) | 73.49 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 3376. | Felipe (s00l3k) | 73.48 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 3377. | cake (cakeeee) | 73.47 | 95% | 2020-10-26 |
| 3378. | Glooberson (eifersucht) | 73.46 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 3379. | SUdeep (sud1201) | 73.46 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 3380. | Ryan (godawesome) | 73.45 | 97% | 2018-01-02 |
| 3381. | Christian (kickstyping4thewin) | 73.44 | 95% | 2020-02-03 |
| 3382. | jinay (noisy_88) | 73.44 | 98% | 2020-10-31 |
| 3383. | Nikola (npintaric) | 73.44 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 3384. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 73.43 | 96% | 2020-06-22 |
| 3385. | Priagung (priagungs) | 73.43 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 3386. | Herlian (herlianzhang) | 73.42 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 3387. | brian (brianlouis27) | 73.42 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
| 3388. | Lane (asdfedffd) | 73.41 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 3389. | Oleksii (leshapotato) | 73.41 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 3390. | farzan (farzanhges) | 73.41 | 96% | 2020-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |