So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26896. | sepehr (sepehrmm) | 57.63 | 95% | 2013-01-17 |
| 26897. | quangtit01 (quangtit01) | 57.63 | 95% | 2012-05-21 |
| 26898. | Lowel Sajol (lowelsajol) | 57.63 | 93% | 2021-04-19 |
| 26899. | Snehdeep (deathor) | 57.63 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 26900. | Vijay (mvjay1985) | 57.63 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
| 26901. | Jorge (jorfx) | 57.63 | 93% | 2011-08-31 |
| 26902. | billy (gwabs) | 57.63 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 26903. | Caleb (calvinium295) | 57.62 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 26904. | Sebastian (kentzz) | 57.62 | 96% | 2013-10-06 |
| 26905. | guy (guius) | 57.61 | 95% | 2021-10-14 |
| 26906. | Aparesh (aparex) | 57.61 | 94% | 2021-12-05 |
| 26907. | Hrant (hrant99) | 57.61 | 91% | 2015-11-28 |
| 26908. | fatih (fatih) | 57.61 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 26909. | Hung (trinhhungfischer) | 57.60 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 26910. | Wendy (wendy333) | 57.60 | 99% | 2011-10-06 |
| 26911. | Teri (mamobaugh) | 57.60 | 99% | 2017-02-16 |
| 26912. | Ali (aloche) | 57.59 | 95% | 2016-12-27 |
| 26913. | Caden (kingthunder11) | 57.59 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
| 26914. | Eren (flochforster) | 57.59 | 93% | 2021-07-29 |
| 26915. | Syi (iamsyi) | 57.59 | 97% | 2013-04-10 |
| 26916. | Kris (tymptra) | 57.59 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 26917. | Dennis (ocrayat16) | 57.59 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 26918. | AZL (zoranboi) | 57.59 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 26919. | some (someone99) | 57.59 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 26920. | parto (partoptr) | 57.59 | 94% | 2021-04-27 |
| 26921. | Quang (badboygonouvo) | 57.59 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 26922. | Kinasd (cake1998) | 57.59 | 89% | 2016-11-03 |
| 26923. | paldepind (paldepind) | 57.59 | 93% | 2012-05-29 |
| 26924. | Kai Le (linus5ery) | 57.59 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 26925. | 777urtaza@fb.com (777urtaza) | 57.59 | 96% | 2013-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |