So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5491. | Huang.zy (amwzhenyu) | 97.36 | 98% | 2011-09-26 |
| 5492. | Taren (taren) | 97.35 | 88% | 2016-06-15 |
| 5493. | Daniel (echoblaze) | 97.34 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 5494. | Patrick (patricktrahan) | 97.34 | 96% | 2011-07-11 |
| 5495. | Lunar (damn_lunar) | 97.33 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 5496. | Sander (cubit33) | 97.33 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 5497. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 97.33 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 5498. | Tri Le Minh (leminhtri) | 97.33 | 100% | 2011-08-28 |
| 5499. | Ploushz (ploushz) | 97.33 | 98% | 2013-02-15 |
| 5500. | Abdou (abdou040) | 97.32 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 5501. | Jacob (madgamer) | 97.32 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 5502. | Tony (violinplayer) | 97.32 | — | 2010-11-07 |
| 5503. | WAKE ME UP (matt961) | 97.32 | 91% | 2014-12-14 |
| 5504. | The Humbler (the_humbler) | 97.32 | 94% | 2013-09-13 |
| 5505. | Daniel (aznphil56) | 97.31 | 93% | 2014-08-15 |
| 5506. | Sugar (radical2009) | 97.31 | — | 2010-02-27 |
| 5507. | Ji (urzz4eva) | 97.29 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 5508. | Caio (caiouechi) | 97.29 | 94% | 2016-06-15 |
| 5509. | Tabs (aptex) | 97.29 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 5510. | Santye (santye94) | 97.28 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 5511. | AttendantCorn (peralta0x00) | 97.28 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 5512. | (zesty11) | 97.28 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 5513. | JimmyCrapPr0n (bentoriceballs) | 97.28 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 5514. | Joey (germslol) | 97.28 | 96% | 2012-12-11 |
| 5515. | Dain (dain98) | 97.27 | 95% | 2017-01-19 |
| 5516. | John (drboss38) | 97.26 | 95% | 2013-03-01 |
| 5517. | Rifky (nurarihyon12) | 97.26 | 97% | 2017-08-13 |
| 5518. | Jade Vincent (jadvincent) | 97.25 | 99% | 2017-07-08 |
| 5519. | Alex (micek) | 97.24 | — | 2010-08-13 |
| 5520. | Samosas (samosas) | 97.24 | 99% | 2022-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |