Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35685. | nguyen (nguyenchithanh) | 42.66 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 35686. | Baris (palaska) | 42.66 | 94% | 2014-02-12 |
| 35687. | patrick (patrickfds) | 42.66 | 92% | 2011-06-09 |
| 35688. | Linda (lsnyder) | 42.66 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 35689. | Mari (cool3eb) | 42.66 | 86% | 2012-05-18 |
| 35690. | Long (longknife) | 42.65 | 91% | 2014-03-16 |
| 35691. | g0cki (g0cki) | 42.65 | 95% | 2022-03-15 |
| 35692. | d1s0ul (d1s0ul) | 42.65 | 94% | 2020-09-02 |
| 35693. | qwerty (slowest_coder) | 42.65 | 95% | 2021-02-10 |
| 35694. | Andrey (mastoer) | 42.65 | 86% | 2012-11-18 |
| 35695. | BK (bk22) | 42.65 | — | 2010-07-17 |
| 35696. | ืjanwit (numfs123) | 42.64 | 94% | 2011-08-20 |
| 35697. | Pavel (pav2k) | 42.64 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 35698. | 123 (tester33) | 42.64 | 89% | 2012-10-30 |
| 35699. | Valsorai (yaroslaviy) | 42.64 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 35700. | Etunimi (typotin) | 42.64 | 91% | 2013-04-27 |
| 35701. | Ajz (ajzprz) | 42.63 | 92% | 2023-07-05 |
| 35702. | Miklu (miklu) | 42.63 | 92% | 2019-10-02 |
| 35703. | Candy (sweetfae) | 42.63 | 94% | 2011-08-15 |
| 35704. | cahyo (cahyokrisma) | 42.63 | 95% | 2015-11-03 |
| 35705. | Michelle (red_ember018) | 42.63 | — | 2009-07-11 |
| 35706. | lutalica (lutalica) | 42.63 | 93% | 2011-07-29 |
| 35707. | wayne (wakim) | 42.62 | 82% | 2013-09-10 |
| 35708. | Rushan (rsabique) | 42.62 | — | 2009-09-13 |
| 35709. | Naresh (nare) | 42.62 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 35710. | Icy_Istanbul (hypzx_x) | 42.62 | 93% | 2017-09-27 |
| 35711. | Fikayo (fikthenig) | 42.61 | 94% | 2017-06-22 |
| 35712. | vanya (vanyag7) | 42.61 | — | 2009-12-29 |
| 35713. | thao (jinalam) | 42.61 | — | 2009-06-08 |
| 35714. | Nathaniel (hively26) | 42.60 | 94% | 2016-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |