With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11249. | Adrian (cheeseshrub) | 81.15 | 97.7% | 2025-05-30 |
| 11250. | Espen Oliver (masterabsinthe) | 81.15 | 98% | 2022-02-26 |
| 11251. | xMiiNTY (xmiinty) | 81.15 | 95% | 2018-02-22 |
| 11252. | Kenny (vkonc) | 81.15 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 11253. | Randallson (dvorak) (hheli) | 81.15 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
| 11254. | Dagreenshiz (greeny91) | 81.14 | 98% | 2024-12-06 |
| 11255. | Elias (eddyede) | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| 11256. | Tom (minitom) | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-06-12 |
| 11257. | Winston (pixamal) | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 11258. | July (phi4069) | 81.14 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 11259. | Me (juicedcows) | 81.13 | 96.3% | 2021-02-21 |
| 11260. | YewCheng (exxyap) | 81.12 | 92% | 2017-03-16 |
| 11261. | Kurochi (kurochi_cyril) | 81.12 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 11262. | Li (alucardkoten) | 81.11 | 99.1% | 2021-02-10 |
| 11263. | pinhas (momohakarish) | 81.10 | 94% | 2020-04-01 |
| 11264. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 81.10 | 99% | 2017-06-13 |
| 11265. | čagy (cagy01) | 81.09 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 11266. | Brady (robotindian) | 81.09 | 98% | 2017-06-16 |
| 11267. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 81.09 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 11268. | Andres (andresitotsestoshowa) | 81.08 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
| 11269. | 📕📗📘 (yousuf_32) | 81.08 | 95.2% | 2023-05-15 |
| 11270. | Moulik (morocks) | 81.08 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 11271. | Riddy (songridv) | 81.08 | 99% | 2021-05-14 |
| 11272. | amongla (kagez) | 81.08 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 11273. | Killyan (killyan) | 81.07 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 11274. | tstats[yam] (yammagar) | 81.07 | 96.8% | 2023-09-26 |
| 11275. | Jupiter8000 (jupiter8000) | 81.07 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 11276. | kiet (phanxuankiet123321) | 81.05 | 97% | 2024-08-25 |
| 11277. | Macedonian King (ijittqerr_) | 81.05 | 95% | 2021-11-10 |
| 11278. | Joe (fireflygrave) | 81.05 | 97.4% | 2023-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |