As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19750. | Oto (apelkoy) | 61.41 | 95% | 2021-04-19 |
19751. | Nape (nape_) | 61.41 | 95% | 2019-12-28 |
19752. | BêThui (bethui0208) | 61.40 | 97% | 2017-01-20 |
19753. | fei (feiamor) | 61.40 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
19754. | Yash (yasharchit) | 61.40 | 91% | 2015-09-03 |
19755. | varun (vakot) | 61.40 | 97% | 2022-11-19 |
19756. | Alex (seventeen21) | 61.40 | 93.3% | 2021-02-20 |
19757. | Alex (killerfrikis) | 61.39 | 85% | 2016-08-11 |
19758. | Nishanth (nishanth_123) | 61.39 | 95% | 2023-10-19 |
19759. | m (llelouchh) | 61.38 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
19760. | Robert (selbor) | 61.37 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
19761. | Kin (kccchiu) | 61.37 | 94% | 2015-10-14 |
19762. | TMW98 (themostwanted98) | 61.37 | 89% | 2016-01-04 |
19763. | Ann (nymarce_) | 61.36 | 95% | 2023-06-16 |
19764. | MasterYeetusXXX (unknownvirus) | 61.36 | 97% | 2016-08-18 |
19765. | Peter (swankypete) | 61.36 | 96% | 2018-02-01 |
19766. | Ridoy Chandra Dey (rkprite09) | 61.35 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
19767. | Wildebeest (wildebeest1) | 61.35 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
19768. | caesar (caesar03) | 61.35 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
19769. | Michael (buttmich) | 61.35 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
19770. | Ross (verybadatyping) | 61.35 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
19771. | Tinna (tinna17) | 61.35 | 99% | 2021-02-23 |
19772. | Leo (remley) | 61.35 | 93% | 2016-02-19 |
19773. | Laura (lneedham22) | 61.34 | 94% | 2015-09-11 |
19774. | Mahmudul Hasan🕋🕌 (abo... | 61.34 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
19775. | Bruhman (drivanko) | 61.34 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
19776. | Mari (hisokaslave) | 61.34 | 93.9% | 2021-02-17 |
19777. | Vyktor (kingvyktor45) | 61.34 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
19778. | Vawl (vawl) | 61.34 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
19779. | Cathy (strawberrylatte) | 61.33 | 95% | 2021-05-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |