Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24296. | Jordan (stanky_mogz) | 62.02 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 24297. | sky (skymario) | 62.02 | 92% | 2021-07-15 |
| 24298. | Charles (charles_j) | 62.01 | 94% | 2012-12-28 |
| 24299. | dang quang (dangquanghienitc) | 62.01 | — | 2010-06-16 |
| 24300. | Evan (nathanielevan) | 62.01 | 90% | 2016-08-02 |
| 24301. | Siukey (siukey) | 62.01 | 99% | 2015-06-04 |
| 24302. | kingcameron (kingcameron) | 62.01 | 88% | 2015-10-12 |
| 24303. | Dang Ngoc (nightmare2304) | 62.01 | 94% | 2012-02-16 |
| 24304. | Evan (chmleon) | 62.01 | 91% | 2012-10-10 |
| 24305. | T (riptidestorm) | 62.01 | 90% | 2016-09-29 |
| 24306. | Odo (odo_bean) | 62.01 | 95% | 2021-12-09 |
| 24307. | Cedric (blueriser) | 62.01 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 24308. | Marios (observable_universe) | 62.01 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
| 24309. | Angelo (elmopolitan03) | 62.00 | 95% | 2012-08-16 |
| 24310. | Serge (sergewasd) | 62.00 | 87% | 2016-12-26 |
| 24311. | Darvin (mrnotapro) | 62.00 | 83% | 2014-05-26 |
| 24312. | Jamie (bonjovi) | 61.99 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 24313. | Felipe (felipekde) | 61.99 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 24314. | Zennon (caellius) | 61.99 | 98% | 2016-05-12 |
| 24315. | Rudolph (dolph3) | 61.99 | 95% | 2014-07-09 |
| 24316. | Valentino (pugaccino) | 61.99 | 95% | 2020-02-13 |
| 24317. | Katakuri (griya_borobudur) | 61.99 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 24318. | kenestrophic (kenestrophic) | 61.99 | 95% | 2021-09-16 |
| 24319. | Jasjit (jasjit) | 61.99 | 95% | 2023-03-09 |
| 24320. | Beverly (lilichavez7) | 61.99 | 86% | 2011-05-20 |
| 24321. | the (pizzadude25) | 61.98 | 98% | 2013-02-04 |
| 24322. | Phoebs (phoebsta) | 61.98 | 96.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 24323. | chris (walchrisc) | 61.98 | 94% | 2021-01-23 |
| 24324. | Poonpipob (wheatley001) | 61.98 | 95% | 2019-11-24 |
| 24325. | Connor (ct2019) | 61.98 | 96% | 2021-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |