The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8358. | Yin Hsiang (songlalala) | 50.22 | 87% | 2014-05-28 |
| 8359. | ✈FollowMe✈ (shamshadtahir) | 50.22 | — | 2010-01-26 |
| 8360. | darkh (darhstark) | 50.21 | 95% | 2022-05-27 |
| 8361. | Adamskei (adamskei) | 50.21 | 79% | 2014-06-24 |
| 8362. | anni (anni) | 50.21 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 8363. | people'schamp (pk_gaur) | 50.21 | 97% | 2015-12-31 |
| 8364. | Linbi (balabala) | 50.21 | 94% | 2015-09-16 |
| 8365. | slimboy (slimboy) | 50.21 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 8366. | Rakha (raka_w) | 50.21 | 92% | 2013-03-11 |
| 8367. | Hang (hangphan) | 50.21 | 95% | 2012-06-26 |
| 8368. | Bexruz (yoshlikmedia) | 50.20 | 94% | 2022-05-16 |
| 8369. | nguyen xuan (nxkien) | 50.20 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 8370. | nguyen (ruananjian) | 50.20 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 8371. | Pavel (myata) | 50.20 | 90% | 2011-10-25 |
| 8372. | nitesh (nitesh229) | 50.20 | 96% | 2017-04-11 |
| 8373. | Farhan (farhan2011) | 50.20 | 89% | 2012-06-10 |
| 8374. | Caddock (caddock) | 50.19 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 8375. | Bob (bobbeasta) | 50.19 | 97% | 2014-09-24 |
| 8376. | luyong (xuluyong) | 50.19 | 95% | 2017-08-31 |
| 8377. | Marco (mbassale) | 50.19 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 8378. | joshua (joshua1313) | 50.19 | 94% | 2018-04-04 |
| 8379. | Alan (acfrost3) | 50.19 | 93.9% | 2021-02-25 |
| 8380. | brenda (hindybanda) | 50.19 | 96% | 2016-11-18 |
| 8381. | Feng-Mao (ralf217) | 50.19 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 8382. | Guest (rsaurus) | 50.19 | 92% | 2016-11-16 |
| 8383. | Dan (denydz) | 50.19 | 93% | 2014-11-08 |
| 8384. | vahid (beginner1010) | 50.18 | — | 2009-12-20 |
| 8385. | Martyn (wallnut) | 50.18 | 93% | 2013-04-17 |
| 8386. | EM (palser) | 50.18 | — | 2009-12-09 |
| 8387. | Mert (zensoh) | 50.17 | 95% | 2017-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |