So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4404. | (bob_reloaded) | 100.78 | — | 2009-08-08 |
| 4405. | Stanislav🍆 (stanislav2000) | 100.77 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
| 4406. | (idark) | 100.77 | 98% | 2018-12-06 |
| 4407. | (yyaun) | 100.77 | 99% | 2013-07-11 |
| 4408. | (watf) | 100.77 | 98% | 2011-11-07 |
| 4409. | yah-yeet (dingdong768) | 100.75 | 98% | 2020-10-23 |
| 4410. | (klue) | 100.75 | 95% | 2011-12-17 |
| 4411. | (edna) | 100.75 | — | 2010-11-23 |
| 4412. | (dafler) | 100.74 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 4413. | (nonquit_peaceinchrist) | 100.74 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
| 4414. | (mussa3li) | 100.74 | 95% | 2011-09-15 |
| 4415. | (obsession) | 100.73 | 97% | 2011-12-06 |
| 4416. | (fanofband) | 100.73 | 97% | 2014-09-09 |
| 4417. | (vincentjm) | 100.72 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 4418. | (glei0011) | 100.72 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 4419. | (arnellebalane) | 100.72 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 4420. | Ellen (cactose) | 100.71 | 93% | 2015-10-02 |
| 4421. | (coelacanth) | 100.71 | 92% | 2011-06-03 |
| 4422. | (camillolin) | 100.68 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 4423. | (goodhat) | 100.67 | 99% | 2021-08-17 |
| 4424. | bub (_bubble) | 100.67 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 4425. | (buibuibui) | 100.67 | 96% | 2014-10-03 |
| 4426. | (neodhed) | 100.67 | — | 2009-12-28 |
| 4427. | (ohplease) | 100.67 | 99% | 2013-12-20 |
| 4428. | (defused) | 100.67 | 97% | 2011-05-12 |
| 4429. | (firefliesxd) | 100.66 | 93% | 2012-08-28 |
| 4430. | (livlev) | 100.66 | 98% | 2016-09-13 |
| 4431. | (bares3w3) | 100.65 | 98% | 2023-10-09 |
| 4432. | (spongetypes) | 100.65 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
| 4433. | (nishantc1527) | 100.65 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |