The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26288. | Cvikli (hamar) | 61.57 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 26289. | Nada (goldpants) | 61.57 | 91% | 2016-08-01 |
| 26290. | Rajesh (curseraj) | 61.56 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 26291. | Mata (mata_t) | 61.56 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 26292. | amanda (manders83) | 61.56 | 92% | 2013-09-29 |
| 26293. | Matthew (zozzilla) | 61.55 | 89% | 2016-03-07 |
| 26294. | qiTsuk (qitsuk) | 61.55 | 93% | 2013-01-17 |
| 26295. | Sifou (sifou) | 61.54 | 96.4% | 2023-07-29 |
| 26296. | MelodySoldier (haru_haru_xd) | 61.54 | 94% | 2012-04-19 |
| 26297. | RjTvqH (rjtvqh) | 61.54 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 26298. | Mario (bujmar) | 61.54 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 26299. | Fahim (tonmoy71) | 61.54 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 26300. | Cuest (d_trump) | 61.54 | 97% | 2016-11-11 |
| 26301. | oscarchichun (oscarchichun) | 61.54 | 95% | 2011-12-11 |
| 26302. | wowzers (speedybigfoot) | 61.54 | 96.9% | 2023-09-21 |
| 26303. | Amie (asears76) | 61.54 | 94% | 2017-01-17 |
| 26304. | Ace (acecripth14) | 61.53 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| 26305. | whonoes (whon) | 61.53 | 98% | 2014-02-10 |
| 26306. | Caleb (cabona) | 61.53 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 26307. | Vince (vyns) | 61.53 | 94% | 2021-05-11 |
| 26308. | Opu (asperagas) | 61.53 | 91% | 2016-12-15 |
| 26309. | gab (aftergab) | 61.53 | 98% | 2015-10-01 |
| 26310. | static (static32222) | 61.53 | 93% | 2015-11-28 |
| 26311. | Randolf (vampire16) | 61.53 | 90% | 2013-05-06 |
| 26312. | WongTang (dalord44) | 61.53 | 91% | 2013-10-29 |
| 26313. | Basheer (qurashi) | 61.52 | 94% | 2022-03-25 |
| 26314. | yuktsi (yuktsi) | 61.52 | 92% | 2014-02-24 |
| 26315. | An (xwanted) | 61.52 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 26316. | Graham (ghartigan) | 61.52 | 89% | 2014-11-26 |
| 26317. | DOTA (dotaism) | 61.52 | 92% | 2012-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |