Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1509. | Ele (luminelexx) | 90.45 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1510. | (arrow0ftime) | 90.44 | 97% | 2019-07-25 |
| 1511. | omastar (omastar96) | 90.43 | 97% | 2020-06-19 |
| 1512. | (itzsentinal) | 90.43 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 1513. | (powersaving) | 90.42 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1514. | (jojobaphobe) | 90.40 | 99% | 2019-02-13 |
| 1515. | ░▒▒█► (dipakmpandit) | 90.37 | 98% | 2018-11-10 |
| 1516. | Sangwooo (swshim98) | 90.36 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 1517. | Fishy (fishysquidman) | 90.36 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 1518. | (frozenguy) | 90.34 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1519. | (strykertfc) | 90.34 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 1520. | (hamzaabamboo) | 90.34 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1521. | สปริงหัก (b... | 90.32 | 100% | 2018-09-20 |
| 1522. | (wavybaby) | 90.31 | 96% | 2020-06-23 |
| 1523. | (doquannnn) | 90.30 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1524. | (matthewhorus) | 90.28 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1525. | Hernan (caantics) | 90.26 | 97% | 2018-06-25 |
| 1526. | piimpj (pjcrowley) | 90.26 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| 1527. | (__ace__) | 90.25 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1528. | (dea_agent) | 90.25 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1529. | (thedolphinater) | 90.23 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 1530. | (noahrwilly) | 90.21 | 99% | 2019-01-05 |
| 1531. | (codestar17) | 90.21 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 1532. | (therealscrable) | 90.21 | 97% | 2019-02-24 |
| 1533. | TypeLX (gamerleelxo) | 90.20 | 99% | 2018-07-13 |
| 1534. | (stefantibulca) | 90.17 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 1535. | (james_m808) | 90.17 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 1536. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 90.16 | 99% | 2018-07-21 |
| 1537. | (qwerf) | 90.16 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1538. | (xxtimedilation) | 90.16 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |