I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15931. | cbmcbmcbm (cbmcbmcbm) | 70.95 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 15932. | Here in my car (prosniper720) | 70.94 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 15933. | bloodseeker (bloods33ker136) | 70.93 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 15934. | Pendekarketik (pendekarketik) | 70.92 | 98% | 2024-10-02 |
| 15935. | Oliver (joshhardiman) | 70.92 | 94.9% | 2021-02-10 |
| 15936. | Jacob (js81010) | 70.91 | 96% | 2022-09-25 |
| 15937. | Sorpigal (sorpigal) | 70.91 | 95.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 15938. | Afshan (afshan2613) | 70.91 | 97% | 2019-10-19 |
| 15939. | Rick (eric1699) | 70.90 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 15940. | Benjamin (benjamin_96) | 70.90 | 99% | 2022-05-02 |
| 15941. | Jacob (jacoblkh22) | 70.90 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 15942. | Ryan (limeade11578) | 70.90 | 98% | 2018-07-13 |
| 15943. | Felix (lixissimus) | 70.90 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 15944. | 1 (shootingmonkey1) | 70.90 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 15945. | sudurra (sudurra) | 70.89 | 95% | 2022-05-13 |
| 15946. | Nymex (nymex67) | 70.89 | 94% | 2017-09-14 |
| 15947. | Omar (preachy) | 70.88 | 94% | 2025-09-13 |
| 15948. | Boborson (akarbeev) | 70.88 | 97% | 2018-12-26 |
| 15949. | Chloe (c_stvr) | 70.88 | 94% | 2021-08-07 |
| 15950. | Ethan (ondoyant) | 70.88 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 15951. | Teun (typingthunder) | 70.87 | 95% | 2023-01-18 |
| 15952. | Daredevil (piyush_123) | 70.87 | 98.1% | 2024-10-03 |
| 15953. | Machine (longshort) | 70.87 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
| 15954. | S3LVA (r06ramanat) | 70.87 | 96.4% | 2023-06-30 |
| 15955. | John (caduke) | 70.87 | 89% | 2017-05-21 |
| 15956. | Sudip (llimbus) | 70.86 | 94% | 2017-03-25 |
| 15957. | Xi Jinping (wuhan_virus) | 70.85 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| 15958. | Duke (dukemagnum) | 70.85 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 15959. | Dvorak Keyboard (douglasawe... | 70.84 | 99% | 2021-05-21 |
| 15960. | Zaheer (zaheerahmed) | 70.84 | 98% | 2023-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |