And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18881. | wayland (kajprintz) | 80.92 | 98% | 2016-02-18 |
| 18882. | using colemak (learning_col... | 80.92 | 95% | 2012-10-18 |
| 18883. | Shruti (shrutisuresh605) | 80.92 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 18884. | delia (deliaaure@gmail.com) | 80.92 | 96% | 2012-04-07 |
| 18885. | Anik (eternatus) | 80.91 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 18886. | Marcos (aries569) | 80.91 | 94% | 2012-05-15 |
| 18887. | Matt (yankeews27) | 80.91 | 98% | 2016-05-08 |
| 18888. | Christ (opposition) | 80.91 | 98% | 2013-11-19 |
| 18889. | Polish Mike (maik0) | 80.91 | 94% | 2013-09-01 |
| 18890. | klotz (klotz) | 80.91 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 18891. | Roland (entr0cks) | 80.90 | 99% | 2017-09-25 |
| 18892. | Matt (deyomb567) | 80.90 | 99% | 2016-12-11 |
| 18893. | Sangi (sangi38) | 80.90 | 98% | 2019-06-23 |
| 18894. | qwerty (qwerty894) | 80.90 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 18895. | Gene (mckuletzz) | 80.90 | 92% | 2015-02-21 |
| 18896. | Taylor (taylorx) | 80.90 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 18897. | Viet (viettp) | 80.89 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 18898. | aomine (aomine247) | 80.89 | 96% | 2023-01-31 |
| 18899. | Jay (jaydhanani36) | 80.89 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 18900. | Tenebrific (molkri) | 80.89 | 97.5% | 2021-03-02 |
| 18901. | Ben (i_type_90_with_index_f... | 80.89 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 18902. | Michael (micklepru) | 80.89 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
| 18903. | Clint (c_schaef) | 80.89 | 96% | 2016-04-07 |
| 18904. | Paulius (likeyou) | 80.89 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 18905. | Jon (gorgly) | 80.89 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 18906. | Sean (monk3ygrindz) | 80.88 | 90% | 2012-10-18 |
| 18907. | Ahmed (backslashero) | 80.88 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 18908. | Franklin (frankeellins) | 80.88 | 92% | 2013-05-22 |
| 18909. | iubyont (iubyont) | 80.88 | 93% | 2012-08-09 |
| 18910. | leetuser (leetuser) | 80.87 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |