Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2071. | Axel (sector7) | 79.91 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 2072. | Darvin (mrnotapro) | 79.90 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 2073. | Nayeonce (nayeonce) | 79.88 | 96% | 2019-06-30 |
| 2074. | Slayers (slayersofdiablo) | 79.87 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2075. | Saint (saintecho) | 79.87 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 2076. | Christian (ominousc) | 79.86 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| 2077. | James (james_m808) | 79.84 | 96% | 2017-09-17 |
| 2078. | Srikkanth (sloth_speed) | 79.84 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
| 2079. | Anver (twizzzle) | 79.82 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 2080. | Mich (michdaevinci) | 79.80 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2081. | Jason (epiking) | 79.79 | 97% | 2018-02-06 |
| 2082. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 79.77 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 2083. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 79.77 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 2084. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 79.76 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 2085. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 79.73 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 2086. | abcd (4568493) | 79.72 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
| 2087. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 79.71 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 2088. | Andrew (swissarmyman) | 79.71 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 2089. | Zemo (zemo77) | 79.69 | 97% | 2018-01-01 |
| 2090. | Will (pteroborne) | 79.68 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
| 2091. | William (william164) | 79.67 | 98% | 2018-12-06 |
| 2092. | Michelle (mginatl) | 79.65 | 95% | 2017-10-15 |
| 2093. | Didar (didar860) | 79.64 | 99% | 2019-03-10 |
| 2094. | Vanilo (vanilo) | 79.64 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 2095. | Edward (kailhreds) | 79.63 | 97% | 2019-08-14 |
| 2096. | kekw (propann) | 79.62 | 97% | 2019-06-30 |
| 2097. | Jim (jimthealien) | 79.61 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
| 2098. | Jon Polo (shigi003) | 79.61 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 2099. | Dylan (funkadelishman) | 79.60 | 95% | 2018-03-08 |
| 2100. | Wuju (johnnyp782) | 79.60 | 96% | 2017-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |