The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7982. | sal the penguin pal (bigboy... | 93.83 | 95% | 2017-02-14 |
| 7983. | Cagli (cagli_99) | 93.82 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
| 7984. | Dom (dcrazzy) | 93.82 | 99% | 2019-10-01 |
| 7985. | Pakistan (humayunhassan69) | 93.82 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 7986. | Master (nasty121) | 93.82 | 94% | 2014-05-11 |
| 7987. | Jim (okybibuy) | 93.81 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 7988. | Levi (famoosh) | 93.81 | 97% | 2015-06-04 |
| 7989. | ham (haaaaaaaam) | 93.81 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 7990. | Dimian (want_dimsum) | 93.80 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 7991. | saxum (saxum) | 93.80 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 7992. | Moutinho (felipemoutinho) | 93.80 | 95% | 2015-02-11 |
| 7993. | saser (saser) | 93.79 | 97% | 2015-10-26 |
| 7994. | Naz (zdkraner) | 93.79 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 7995. | (you) (anilo) | 93.79 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 7996. | Dee (deexx) | 93.79 | 96.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7997. | Denmark (danskpro) | 93.79 | 92% | 2013-05-07 |
| 7998. | Chad (agaliareptx) | 93.78 | 94% | 2013-09-10 |
| 7999. | zero (ozero) | 93.78 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 8000. | healy (healy1453) | 93.78 | 97.3% | 2021-01-30 |
| 8001. | Mad dog Tim (timmeh1995) | 93.78 | 95% | 2012-12-03 |
| 8002. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 93.78 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
| 8003. | John (jagrad) | 93.78 | 98% | 2011-09-14 |
| 8004. | Deasy (deasnataly) | 93.77 | 99% | 2018-10-19 |
| 8005. | r (slowfoiler) | 93.76 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 8006. | minifarkan d:) (minifarkan) | 93.76 | 93% | 2016-11-30 |
| 8007. | Dawin (windarena) | 93.76 | 85% | 2016-06-07 |
| 8008. | Bernie (glumpkins) | 93.76 | 94% | 2015-12-29 |
| 8009. | Turbo Topre (spicyfinger) | 93.76 | 96% | 2017-02-14 |
| 8010. | Ahnaf Shahriar (asifthegreat) | 93.75 | 99% | 2023-09-06 |
| 8011. | Sagar (sagarraskar) | 93.75 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |