I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11506. | Ayman (akwah) | 85.19 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 11507. | Matt (virgomk) | 85.19 | 97% | 2019-01-25 |
| 11508. | Blagoj (pauc_99) | 85.19 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11509. | nani1999 (shanmukraj) | 85.19 | 98.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 11510. | IIIllllIlIlIIIIlII (bakalu) | 85.19 | 99% | 2019-05-30 |
| 11511. | Shirogen (shirogen26) | 85.18 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 11512. | Parker (parkerlacey) | 85.18 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 11513. | Gumby (gamergunkgumby) | 85.18 | 97.1% | 2025-05-02 |
| 11514. | Gidean (gidean) | 85.18 | 98% | 2021-09-28 |
| 11515. | Sothon (sothon) | 85.18 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 11516. | Kevin (kimchioncolemak) | 85.18 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 11517. | King (kingthiccness) | 85.18 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 11518. | Rhys (hondafit) | 85.17 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 11519. | Brandon (brandony459) | 85.17 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 11520. | ks (sempiedram) | 85.17 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 11521. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 85.17 | 97% | 2019-12-31 |
| 11522. | Martin (mewix) | 85.16 | 97.2% | 2024-09-15 |
| 11523. | NotThatGreat (notthatgreat) | 85.16 | 99% | 2021-05-26 |
| 11524. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 85.16 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
| 11525. | Brian (ardo88) | 85.16 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11526. | Nada (goldpants) | 85.16 | 95% | 2017-02-25 |
| 11527. | mickey (c2sulli) | 85.16 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 11528. | touchtypepracticer69 (touch... | 85.15 | 99% | 2021-04-14 |
| 11529. | ghoudiy (ghoudiy) | 85.15 | 100% | 2023-05-15 |
| 11530. | kaffarell (kaffarell) | 85.15 | 96% | 2022-07-13 |
| 11531. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 85.15 | 98.8% | 2024-01-31 |
| 11532. | Apple (appleplumt) | 85.14 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 11533. | E (tostedlaptop) | 85.13 | 98% | 2023-01-02 |
| 11534. | sami (yunusimtl) | 85.13 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 11535. | mctwerker (mctwerker) | 85.12 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |