I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9064. | Bean (benchen123) | 88.02 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 9065. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 88.02 | 97.4% | 2023-06-12 |
| 9066. | Pink Guy (bleachuggr) | 88.02 | 94.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9067. | Genexyz (genexyz) | 88.01 | 98.4% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9068. | keke (hpchco) | 88.01 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 9069. | Said (saidenhide) | 88.01 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 9070. | Janc (psyy1234) | 88.01 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| 9071. | Sunumbrella (sunumbrella) | 88.00 | 97.7% | 2025-05-16 |
| 9072. | Jalen (dabesttypr) | 88.00 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 9073. | Bill (destroyer_2) | 88.00 | 97% | 2025-07-16 |
| 9074. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 88.00 | 96.3% | 2024-10-08 |
| 9075. | Joran (turkeyman) | 88.00 | 92% | 2017-02-28 |
| 9076. | assercs (assercs) | 87.99 | 97% | 2019-01-28 |
| 9077. | tee (nullable) | 87.99 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 9078. | Nigel (urusei_jebal) | 87.99 | 97.2% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9079. | Griffin (girfster) | 87.99 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 9080. | francis (idominate123) | 87.98 | 96% | 2022-05-16 |
| 9081. | Barron (bjbenbow) | 87.98 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 9082. | JongYoon (jongq) | 87.98 | 93% | 2017-04-13 |
| 9083. | mickey (c2sulli) | 87.98 | 97% | 2018-08-13 |
| 9084. | Jacqsault (jyan513) | 87.97 | 98.3% | 2023-12-11 |
| 9085. | Rhodium (rhodium) | 87.97 | 95% | 2021-12-11 |
| 9086. | Lachlan (toomenvy) | 87.97 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
| 9087. | Δήμιος (dimos21) | 87.97 | 96% | 2018-01-08 |
| 9088. | byron (bozzarf) | 87.95 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 9089. | Neo (maliciouskz) | 87.95 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 9090. | Claudio (tato41) | 87.95 | 97.1% | 2023-10-25 |
| 9091. | yixuan (ixuan) | 87.95 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 9092. | Jung Donghee (jharata_king) | 87.94 | 97% | 2025-07-07 |
| 9093. | tstats[boedi] (boedi) | 87.94 | 99% | 2023-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |