When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8408. | Beckham (salmon_of_knowledge) | 86.41 | 93.8% | 2024-03-03 |
| 8409. | chabe (halfu) | 86.41 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 8410. | Ba (prttyfast) | 86.41 | 96% | 2022-06-25 |
| 8411. | Pito (thepogchamp) | 86.40 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 8412. | Jiayun (magicfrog) | 86.40 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 8413. | epic (densehelium) | 86.40 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 8414. | Patrick (iloveswisscheese) | 86.40 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 8415. | Max (hooterr) | 86.40 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 8416. | tim (rudyza) | 86.40 | 89% | 2016-11-28 |
| 8417. | garlicc (bbert17) | 86.39 | 97% | 2024-03-17 |
| 8418. | Nemanja (nemanja995) | 86.39 | 96.9% | 2024-09-01 |
| 8419. | Fatnot (fatnot) | 86.39 | 95.6% | 2024-05-04 |
| 8420. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 86.39 | 97% | 2025-05-09 |
| 8421. | Sarves (xmemestar420) | 86.39 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
| 8422. | Tom (tom_309) | 86.39 | 97% | 2017-07-06 |
| 8423. | not gammoron (gammoron) | 86.39 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 8424. | Dixie (zanarkind) | 86.38 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
| 8425. | Shehab (shehab20089) | 86.38 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
| 8426. | Pavan (pavantyperacer) | 86.38 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 8427. | mickey (c2sulli) | 86.38 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 8428. | Rahul (vedanticscholar) | 86.37 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 8429. | Katappa (sim007) | 86.37 | 97% | 2017-02-08 |
| 8430. | James (hnirvana) | 86.35 | 99% | 2022-08-29 |
| 8431. | proof (proof_412) | 86.35 | 97.5% | 2023-11-28 |
| 8432. | H J (ojinjin) | 86.35 | 98% | 2022-03-26 |
| 8433. | Fredrik (fredrikvorpenes) | 86.35 | 97% | 2025-01-27 |
| 8434. | Kevin (xertheon) | 86.35 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 8435. | nets in 4 (eridpnc) | 86.35 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 8436. | qria (qria) | 86.35 | 91% | 2017-04-13 |
| 8437. | dylan (wupcdaz) | 86.34 | 97% | 2024-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |