The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29970. | Jacob (deety) | 54.65 | 94% | 2020-08-06 |
| 29971. | Pedro (glockworks) | 54.65 | 94% | 2013-01-28 |
| 29972. | jaysen (jaysentang91) | 54.65 | 89% | 2017-05-17 |
| 29973. | Michael (gaiden) | 54.65 | 93% | 2012-01-22 |
| 29974. | Minh (nhatminh2947) | 54.64 | 95% | 2014-03-21 |
| 29975. | Hung (underbaby) | 54.64 | — | 2010-06-07 |
| 29976. | Jack (fundamental) | 54.64 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 29977. | Sujith (suj8_h) | 54.63 | 95% | 2022-11-23 |
| 29978. | Ankan (ankan_saha060) | 54.63 | 94% | 2023-05-05 |
| 29979. | Jeinesse (jeynis) | 54.63 | 94% | 2012-05-21 |
| 29980. | Guest (alvinaruto) | 54.63 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 29981. | Na (nazarek) | 54.63 | 95% | 2021-09-09 |
| 29982. | Jacob (marriedforlife134) | 54.63 | 92% | 2014-02-25 |
| 29983. | michael (michaeliu06) | 54.63 | 92% | 2016-02-13 |
| 29984. | Langsam (allez) | 54.63 | 89% | 2016-06-30 |
| 29985. | Pradeep (pradeepsiva) | 54.62 | 93% | 2014-06-17 |
| 29986. | d3n_si (d3nd) | 54.61 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 29987. | abhi (abhi_sama) | 54.61 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 29988. | Bitgalle (bitgalle) | 54.61 | 95% | 2016-04-01 |
| 29989. | BLDYSHRK (bloodyshark) | 54.61 | 95% | 2023-08-22 |
| 29990. | RickyBobby (c0ntender) | 54.61 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 29991. | Systemic (systemic) | 54.61 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 29992. | Janari (janarijo) | 54.61 | 96% | 2012-09-30 |
| 29993. | Simon (simonlindholm) | 54.60 | 92% | 2011-10-25 |
| 29994. | Alexia (lexcellent) | 54.60 | 88% | 2016-11-01 |
| 29995. | Sean (polosauris) | 54.60 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 29996. | 4lg0r1thm (s4int) | 54.60 | 90% | 2013-12-01 |
| 29997. | rico (ocir22) | 54.60 | 92% | 2014-04-16 |
| 29998. | Cuong (halongslegend) | 54.59 | 93% | 2021-03-13 |
| 29999. | Weicong (ithaos) | 54.59 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |