So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28691. | Warda (wardataqdees) | 55.12 | 93% | 2015-06-17 |
| 28692. | Dešić (dedamrak) | 55.12 | 88% | 2011-11-03 |
| 28693. | dani (tzvishilo) | 55.11 | 93% | 2017-03-28 |
| 28694. | Joe (pink_panther) | 55.11 | — | 2009-03-04 |
| 28695. | Martin (rykarn) | 55.11 | 95% | 2014-05-01 |
| 28696. | Kamyar (kamyar_raisee) | 55.11 | 99% | 2015-10-11 |
| 28697. | Quincy (darkish) | 55.11 | 92% | 2016-03-31 |
| 28698. | tareq (zedplayer) | 55.10 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 28699. | Fearless (fearless_) | 55.10 | 95% | 2021-12-17 |
| 28700. | Abdullah (abdullah421) | 55.10 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 28701. | Simon (simon752) | 55.10 | 93% | 2013-08-18 |
| 28702. | arst (sveitser@gmail.com) | 55.10 | 92% | 2011-12-19 |
| 28703. | Joseph (josephcatubig26@yah... | 55.09 | 87% | 2012-01-02 |
| 28704. | Hieu (zenmonk) | 55.09 | 96% | 2011-07-19 |
| 28705. | Maikl (maikl_c) | 55.09 | 94% | 2017-06-18 |
| 28706. | testmyskills (testmyskills) | 55.09 | 93% | 2013-02-25 |
| 28707. | Jitender (doggyman786) | 55.08 | 93% | 2011-10-03 |
| 28708. | Petz (pdhs) | 55.08 | 89% | 2013-01-18 |
| 28709. | The Knower (karimashraf) | 55.08 | 96% | 2023-08-21 |
| 28710. | Marco (tsanuma) | 55.08 | 81% | 2015-02-02 |
| 28711. | yandi (yandimf) | 55.08 | 92% | 2014-04-25 |
| 28712. | Paul (2stalkers) | 55.08 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 28713. | RickyBobby (c0ntender) | 55.08 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 28714. | Cong (thcong) | 55.08 | 90% | 2011-07-18 |
| 28715. | Derek (tachio) | 55.08 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 28716. | shelby (shel) | 55.08 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 28717. | Steve (chinwaggysteve) | 55.08 | 96% | 2016-04-09 |
| 28718. | Gray (evlyra) | 55.07 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 28719. | Joshua (superfoot) | 55.07 | 90% | 2012-08-31 |
| 28720. | Leoinas (leoinas7) | 55.07 | 87% | 2016-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |