I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9311. | Iffeffo20 (dobichie) | 88.30 | 96% | 2022-09-24 |
| 9312. | Illuminati (jugglerilluminati) | 88.30 | 94% | 2017-05-11 |
| 9313. | . (wheelzaboo) | 88.29 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 9314. | gab (ggzl1998) | 88.29 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| 9315. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 88.29 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 9316. | Craving (romboowner) | 88.29 | 96% | 2017-03-21 |
| 9317. | Danat (danat_ayazbayev) | 88.29 | 97% | 2018-07-28 |
| 9318. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 88.29 | 98% | 2018-06-25 |
| 9319. | Ali (amizan8653) | 88.28 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 9320. | Richard (rdtr8) | 88.28 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 9321. | V (alfredpennywrth) | 88.28 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 9322. | Cau Be (caubelangthang) | 88.28 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| 9323. | The (tsianahe) | 88.26 | 95% | 2019-08-30 |
| 9324. | Holdmybeer (9599914266) | 88.26 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 9325. | Acama (acama) | 88.26 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 9326. | Andrew (patatoed) | 88.26 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 9327. | Lala (luhdiinoe) | 88.25 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
| 9328. | darkapple (darkapple9975) | 88.25 | 98.1% | 2024-04-20 |
| 9329. | gost (akasyh) | 88.25 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 9330. | mommy (bxtchred) | 88.25 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 9331. | Dex (dexter_morgan) | 88.25 | 82% | 2017-02-22 |
| 9332. | Carlos (wutcap) | 88.24 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 9333. | izpodvipodwerta (izpodvipod... | 88.24 | 98% | 2022-08-28 |
| 9334. | k_otey (k_otey) | 88.24 | 97.4% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9335. | Dora9000 (dora9000) | 88.24 | 97.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 9336. | Orblil (orblil) | 88.23 | 96.3% | 2024-06-01 |
| 9337. | I AM THE EMERGENCY (iamthee... | 88.23 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 9338. | Mike (catslikemeh) | 88.23 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 9339. | DX3906 (dx3906) | 88.22 | 97.6% | 2023-09-08 |
| 9340. | Ben (thisisben) | 88.22 | 97% | 2025-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |