The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20220. | ThatLastWaffle (thatlastwaf... | 82.43 | 95% | 2020-08-10 |
| 20221. | UnoriginalName (someguywhoh... | 82.43 | 94% | 2016-02-27 |
| 20222. | Chris (whocareidont) | 82.43 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
| 20223. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 82.43 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 20224. | Ricardo (ricardo1610) | 82.43 | 96% | 2023-04-11 |
| 20225. | Kas (texaskatliami) | 82.43 | 90% | 2014-08-15 |
| 20226. | Francisco (aeos) | 82.43 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 20227. | han (stuckinatimezone) | 82.42 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 20228. | brewser (brewser) | 82.42 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 20229. | ChivalKnight (chivalknight) | 82.42 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 20230. | Clew (clewfinger) | 82.42 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 20231. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 82.42 | 95% | 2022-09-01 |
| 20232. | van (thanhvan1311) | 82.42 | — | 2009-09-15 |
| 20233. | Criss (criss1980) | 82.42 | 99% | 2011-12-06 |
| 20234. | Kevin (bananarabbit) | 82.42 | — | 2011-04-03 |
| 20235. | Llama (awesomeness2000) | 82.42 | 93% | 2013-11-26 |
| 20236. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 82.41 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 20237. | Daniel (imdanielsrz) | 82.41 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 20238. | Chris (bxlletproof) | 82.41 | 93% | 2016-08-25 |
| 20239. | brennan (lilbwr) | 82.41 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 20240. | Snow (snowinskii) | 82.41 | 98% | 2023-08-22 |
| 20241. | Asif Khan (asifkkkhan) | 82.41 | 99% | 2023-07-18 |
| 20242. | Jonas (wodie) | 82.41 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 20243. | n00b (gimape07) | 82.41 | 96% | 2019-12-22 |
| 20244. | KnightWithSword (mishras839... | 82.40 | 95.7% | 2023-10-18 |
| 20245. | Kohl (kantis) | 82.40 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 20246. | HooLee (vladimir_ps) | 82.40 | 97% | 2016-10-01 |
| 20247. | Ywq06 (ywq06) | 82.40 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 20248. | Aecor (aecor) | 82.40 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 20249. | Mac (327type) | 82.40 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |