And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13722. | Porcrastination (procrastin... | 90.13 | 96% | 2013-08-26 |
| 13723. | Amelia (piclo7) | 90.12 | 96% | 2021-12-22 |
| 13724. | pol (poooool) | 90.12 | 96.9% | 2023-10-08 |
| 13725. | david (spartan5127) | 90.11 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 13726. | Nik (nazeki) | 90.10 | 95% | 2022-01-16 |
| 13727. | PulseAD (pulsead) | 90.10 | 99% | 2021-05-14 |
| 13728. | YellowWizard (dood123) | 90.10 | 98% | 2013-09-16 |
| 13729. | tacobot (apcarrab) | 90.10 | 96% | 2015-01-15 |
| 13730. | TeKla (tekla44) | 90.09 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 13731. | Afaq (afaqkhan) | 90.09 | 98% | 2022-09-21 |
| 13732. | notshrek (notshrekk) | 90.09 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 13733. | msuriar (muzster) | 90.09 | 95% | 2014-01-07 |
| 13734. | Dakota (iccerus) | 90.08 | 99% | 2019-10-25 |
| 13735. | Mike (undecidedname02) | 90.08 | 95% | 2016-02-08 |
| 13736. | Phung (longphung) | 90.08 | 97.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 13737. | Dan (idevil) | 90.08 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 13738. | lrbn (lrbn) | 90.07 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
| 13739. | Chris (bxlletproof) | 90.07 | 95% | 2016-08-26 |
| 13740. | Kelvin (keeelvin) | 90.07 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 13741. | Simon (scryfire1) | 90.07 | 96% | 2016-01-19 |
| 13742. | Hari (dharikrishna) | 90.07 | 90% | 2012-05-21 |
| 13743. | Gabriel (gabp) | 90.06 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 13744. | AAA (duraszess) | 90.06 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 13745. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 90.06 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 13746. | 🐸 (ribbeting) | 90.06 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 13747. | Francisco (cdt1) | 90.06 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 13748. | Bea (libbearator) | 90.06 | 98.4% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13749. | Bobbe (tapz) | 90.06 | 91% | 2013-01-26 |
| 13750. | Reign (reignjus) | 90.05 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 13751. | Gabe (yokingszn) | 90.05 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |