So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34274. | jonathan (john83706) | 44.22 | 90% | 2016-08-31 |
| 34275. | Antônio (toniaum) | 44.22 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 34276. | Reyvianne (reyvianne) | 44.22 | 94% | 2014-01-13 |
| 34277. | Nurbek (blugie17) | 44.21 | 93% | 2023-07-17 |
| 34278. | Letty (lettym) | 44.21 | 93% | 2012-12-21 |
| 34279. | Zoro (zoro_kaorts) | 44.20 | 95% | 2022-06-04 |
| 34280. | arslan (arsal) | 44.20 | 90% | 2013-09-16 |
| 34281. | Ken Jao Won (wonkenjao_999@... | 44.20 | 90% | 2014-01-13 |
| 34282. | snail (snail0) | 44.20 | 91% | 2011-07-08 |
| 34283. | anver (anverali) | 44.20 | 85% | 2014-07-05 |
| 34284. | Michael (mikeological) | 44.19 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 34285. | Speeder (atspeeder) | 44.19 | 95% | 2017-03-10 |
| 34286. | Nargiza (nargizaaaa) | 44.18 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 34287. | Myroslav (sirkosobaka) | 44.18 | 95% | 2017-04-30 |
| 34288. | Bilal Meer (bilal_meer252) | 44.18 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 34289. | Artem (mrbooyaka) | 44.18 | 93% | 2017-10-03 |
| 34290. | Operation Sindoor Rocks (pr... | 44.16 | 95% | 2021-10-31 |
| 34291. | bweb (bweb) | 44.16 | 96% | 2018-04-28 |
| 34292. | lem (lembest) | 44.16 | 95% | 2011-10-13 |
| 34293. | gayatri (gayatri) | 44.15 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 34294. | evans (yuen1204) | 44.15 | 99% | 2011-04-06 |
| 34295. | seungbum (seungbum) | 44.15 | 85% | 2011-05-15 |
| 34296. | Michal (rozik48) | 44.15 | 96% | 2017-06-30 |
| 34297. | Clio (klionta) | 44.14 | 94% | 2021-01-11 |
| 34298. | th (r05222005) | 44.14 | 93% | 2018-04-05 |
| 34299. | Hegert (mrdromedy) | 44.13 | 95% | 2021-04-09 |
| 34300. | tayyab (tayyab246) | 44.13 | 93% | 2021-06-14 |
| 34301. | Berto (bertobirung) | 44.13 | 89% | 2011-09-21 |
| 34302. | mohamed (mylittlecreep) | 44.12 | 92% | 2022-11-30 |
| 34303. | Subhomoy (unstoppablesubho) | 44.12 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |