The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7842. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 94.14 | 98% | 2023-02-14 |
| 7843. | Tina ;)~~~~ (tinac) | 94.14 | 98% | 2011-06-09 |
| 7844. | Tunggul (tatunk13) | 94.14 | 96% | 2016-12-23 |
| 7845. | Ross (rossover) | 94.14 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 7846. | Lois (loislane78) | 94.14 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 7847. | Thunderz (thunderz2016) | 94.13 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 7848. | Singularity (prunthaban) | 94.13 | 98.6% | 2023-09-14 |
| 7849. | akim (thaakimnas) | 94.13 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 7850. | Em (ludemek) | 94.13 | 95% | 2012-04-20 |
| 7851. | Shoot (meows) | 94.13 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 7852. | LancyLanc (lancethedino) | 94.12 | 95.9% | 2023-06-29 |
| 7853. | Leah (crimzarin) | 94.12 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 7854. | Daniels (dontmesswith) | 94.12 | 94% | 2013-09-25 |
| 7855. | Mike (freestingo) | 94.12 | 99% | 2021-02-21 |
| 7856. | clone (qlone) | 94.12 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 7857. | KUN+ (msmyth23) | 94.12 | 96% | 2014-12-15 |
| 7858. | Kincaid (kincaida) | 94.11 | 99% | 2020-03-08 |
| 7859. | Owen (owenl131) | 94.11 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 7860. | Ben (bware) | 94.11 | 97% | 2013-01-15 |
| 7861. | Applequestria (applequestria) | 94.11 | 92% | 2013-12-13 |
| 7862. | David (warhawk24) | 94.11 | 95% | 2016-03-06 |
| 7863. | Daniel (noic_noic) | 94.10 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
| 7864. | Jonathan (jonathanstone) | 94.10 | 99% | 2022-10-31 |
| 7865. | JimBob (jasperjimbob) | 94.10 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 7866. | glyserr (glyserr) | 94.10 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 7867. | Coty (lord_sky) | 94.10 | — | 2009-11-27 |
| 7868. | Gerry (gl701) | 94.09 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 7869. | Skitch (skitchx) | 94.09 | 96% | 2013-01-05 |
| 7870. | ocodile (ocodile) | 94.09 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 7871. | Dawid (dawwid) | 94.09 | — | 2008-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |