See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9176. | vansik noobek (awe_erce) | 84.82 | 96.6% | 2023-10-27 |
| 9177. | trimmtrabb (neyoka) | 84.82 | 98% | 2021-11-27 |
| 9178. | 1337 (samseks) | 84.82 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 9179. | Chase (mariokart1) | 84.82 | 100% | 2019-08-23 |
| 9180. | abbeystarrr (abbeystarlite) | 84.81 | 98% | 2024-04-11 |
| 9181. | Nick (type2winit) | 84.81 | 96% | 2020-03-22 |
| 9182. | Vaultster (thevaultseeker) | 84.81 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
| 9183. | Fernando (fercv19) | 84.81 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 9184. | karsten (gamer112) | 84.81 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 9185. | Dim (jimmylei) | 84.81 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 9186. | Lagmybsf (sk0ttt) | 84.79 | 97.5% | 2024-01-07 |
| 9187. | engie (edrian_a) | 84.79 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 9188. | Raymond (droid_za) | 84.77 | 98.5% | 2024-05-07 |
| 9189. | RomeoSan (romeosun) | 84.77 | 98% | 2024-05-29 |
| 9190. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 84.77 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 9191. | forgot how to type (valaxy) | 84.77 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 9192. | Osaji (osajisaji) | 84.76 | 97% | 2025-05-16 |
| 9193. | butane (butanebutton) | 84.76 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 9194. | Twis (twis23) | 84.76 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 9195. | Fastascool (jason91214) | 84.76 | 97% | 2019-11-26 |
| 9196. | Avinash (avinash625) | 84.76 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 9197. | L33T (01l33t) | 84.75 | 95.8% | 2023-09-07 |
| 9198. | Wasan (was_an) | 84.74 | 98% | 2025-07-23 |
| 9199. | BiggaNalls (the_bigganalls) | 84.74 | 98% | 2023-10-11 |
| 9200. | EveningStar (eveningstar1) | 84.73 | 97.8% | 2025-03-14 |
| 9201. | 799 (khs4126428) | 84.73 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 9202. | lol (lolspedicey) | 84.72 | 93.5% | 2024-11-05 |
| 9203. | Paron (paronsrpk) | 84.72 | 97% | 2019-10-12 |
| 9204. | Nik (iiirxs) | 84.72 | 98% | 2025-06-10 |
| 9205. | Arun (thenooboflegend) | 84.72 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |