So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26080. | akbar (akbar_896) | 58.98 | — | 2010-01-10 |
| 26081. | Mitchel (krunkykrabpizza) | 58.98 | 93% | 2018-05-10 |
| 26082. | Jack (mike_h) | 58.98 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 26083. | Nick (gyroidman1000) | 58.98 | 95% | 2013-10-24 |
| 26084. | seershaa (seershaa) | 58.97 | 96% | 2022-03-02 |
| 26085. | Noah Ignacio (nachos_7575) | 58.97 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 26086. | tqwpo (tqwpo231) | 58.97 | 95% | 2020-11-05 |
| 26087. | stabby stab (darkholdwizerd) | 58.97 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 26088. | VigneshS (vicky07) | 58.96 | 88% | 2016-06-21 |
| 26089. | Britton (federicobrit) | 58.96 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 26090. | Ankit (ankp) | 58.96 | 96.6% | 2023-10-08 |
| 26091. | Bella (papidiabolus) | 58.96 | 95% | 2021-11-28 |
| 26092. | Robert (rta1999) | 58.96 | 94% | 2014-11-07 |
| 26093. | Leah (frenchiefrie) | 58.96 | 95% | 2017-06-11 |
| 26094. | Pekka (fereal) | 58.96 | 89% | 2016-11-30 |
| 26095. | LEGEND (43110joshua) | 58.96 | 96% | 2018-11-06 |
| 26096. | Braden (boredomistyping) | 58.95 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 26097. | hanno (busterity) | 58.95 | 93% | 2021-06-12 |
| 26098. | jay (wytjtyw) | 58.95 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 26099. | Christian (silesc) | 58.95 | 89% | 2015-06-12 |
| 26100. | tyrue (tyrue) | 58.95 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 26101. | Garrick (ratedvcu) | 58.95 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 26102. | Charles (charles_j) | 58.95 | 89% | 2013-01-15 |
| 26103. | DEADn (deadn1) | 58.94 | — | 2008-11-01 |
| 26104. | Heisenburg (tar_mavu) | 58.94 | 96.5% | 2023-10-18 |
| 26105. | Richmano NASY (richmano) | 58.94 | 95% | 2023-05-02 |
| 26106. | Andre (toothpickjanitor) | 58.94 | 93% | 2023-04-10 |
| 26107. | Jennifer (pesthaha) | 58.94 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 26108. | Sumix (elpapisanti) | 58.94 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
| 26109. | 57,000 game and still so no... | 58.94 | 83% | 2014-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |