The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9893. | Jim (jimmehpila) | 89.35 | 91% | 2016-02-28 |
| 9894. | Membrane69 (keifermatthew) | 89.34 | 98% | 2020-12-21 |
| 9895. | Kiefer (sprocken) | 89.34 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 9896. | Chutiya (chutiya) | 89.34 | 95% | 2015-02-15 |
| 9897. | Steven (kithpom) | 89.34 | 99% | 2013-06-25 |
| 9898. | Kevin (choirdirector30) | 89.34 | 93% | 2011-11-07 |
| 9899. | Wahid (wahidhalim) | 89.33 | 99% | 2025-12-16 |
| 9900. | Jezos (kenjaku) | 89.33 | 98% | 2026-02-13 |
| 9901. | megham (megh4m) | 89.33 | 98% | 2024-03-04 |
| 9902. | Doodled (doodled) | 89.33 | 93% | 2014-03-06 |
| 9903. | eyeliddy (eyeliddy2) | 89.33 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 9904. | Trevor (uoftrevor) | 89.33 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 9905. | Jared (infamousjj) | 89.33 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 9906. | Luciano (gool) | 89.33 | 91% | 2016-12-27 |
| 9907. | Mo (mosushi) | 89.32 | 97% | 2025-04-27 |
| 9908. | Uri (laor55) | 89.32 | 96% | 2014-03-13 |
| 9909. | Amr (amrsaqr) | 89.31 | 96% | 2013-10-22 |
| 9910. | Apathos (apathosss) | 89.31 | 97.8% | 2024-09-22 |
| 9911. | Zanuh (mrelister) | 89.31 | 97.9% | 2024-08-06 |
| 9912. | Dylan (merrythought) | 89.31 | 95% | 2011-09-16 |
| 9913. | Luthian (littlequints) | 89.31 | 97% | 2016-03-14 |
| 9914. | 1834 (busey) | 89.31 | 97% | 2016-08-18 |
| 9915. | can_i_kinesis (can_i_kinesis) | 89.30 | 98.3% | 2024-06-10 |
| 9916. | noob (cyb3r_anarch) | 89.30 | 96.9% | 2023-12-23 |
| 9917. | Ja (zentojamorn) | 89.30 | 97% | 2024-11-17 |
| 9918. | SPEEEED (kqhmaoerqnjgmfbpeh... | 89.29 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 9919. | Harry (cocoonut) | 89.29 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 9920. | ENLIGHTENED MAC USER (tedty... | 89.29 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 9921. | Bryan (bryangomarga) | 89.29 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 9922. | gchenstephen (gchenstephen) | 89.29 | 99% | 2018-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |