As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5241. | Alfabetica (alfabetica) | 94.28 | 98% | 2024-03-22 |
5242. | James (james_m808) | 94.28 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
5243. | ZimiKK (zemihd) | 94.28 | 99% | 2023-01-24 |
5244. | Notgoingto (binge_typing) | 94.28 | 99% | 2019-01-15 |
5245. | Trash (trash1213) | 94.28 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
5246. | Kkaayyemm (kkaayyemm) | 94.28 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
5247. | Kevin (kev011701) | 94.28 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
5248. | Pcgnome (pcgnome) | 94.27 | 96% | 2015-06-06 |
5249. | penguin (penguinstar123) | 94.27 | 97.3% | 2023-10-23 |
5250. | kirasu (alihan8) | 94.27 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
5251. | Free Palestine (chaoticorder) | 94.27 | 97% | 2023-07-11 |
5252. | Nick (nickelodeon_diesel) | 94.27 | 99% | 2017-02-09 |
5253. | emily (swimmerpenguin) | 94.26 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
5254. | Synrgy (synrgy) | 94.26 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
5255. | Jacob (fastjacob) | 94.26 | 93% | 2015-11-19 |
5256. | Sam (spingu) | 94.26 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
5257. | B. Ruh (skleeg) | 94.25 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
5258. | buruum (buruum) | 94.25 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
5259. | Ryan (ryanhz) | 94.25 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
5260. | Dylan (dmc71298) | 94.25 | 97.7% | 2021-02-20 |
5261. | Dim (bitabis) | 94.24 | 98% | 2017-05-04 |
5262. | Tesla Motors is Awesome! (i... | 94.24 | 84% | 2015-09-26 |
5263. | eltigro (el_tigro) | 94.24 | 92% | 2015-04-08 |
5264. | Zarag (zaragg) | 94.22 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
5265. | Thunderz (thunderz2016) | 94.21 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
5266. | Mauricio (maurizzzio) | 94.21 | 96% | 2015-04-09 |
5267. | Wild (wildwisp) | 94.20 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
5268. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 94.20 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
5269. | Animal (animalracional) | 94.20 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
5270. | Liz (liz2808) | 94.20 | 92% | 2015-11-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |