The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19254. | Aspirxtionz (aspirxtionz) | 76.22 | 97.7% | 2024-06-27 |
| 19255. | Tristan (zeroie) | 76.22 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 19256. | Hung (shadowblaster5) | 76.22 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 19257. | Spectre (specter_mills) | 76.22 | 98% | 2025-01-08 |
| 19258. | Andrew (playinthedirt11) | 76.22 | 93% | 2016-12-13 |
| 19259. | femonemonemo (femonemo) | 76.22 | 97.6% | 2025-03-13 |
| 19260. | Derek (yellow_man) | 76.22 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 19261. | Sad Philosopher (sad_philos... | 76.21 | 97.6% | 2025-05-19 |
| 19262. | Koby (kobs222) | 76.21 | 98% | 2025-01-21 |
| 19263. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (babanin) | 76.21 | 98.8% | 2024-10-01 |
| 19264. | Hawwaaa (hawwaaa) | 76.21 | 96% | 2022-02-04 |
| 19265. | sammy (sammyismuff) | 76.21 | 97% | 2023-11-29 |
| 19266. | Bart (madhavgoyal) | 76.21 | 98% | 2023-05-30 |
| 19267. | Nander (ncirkel) | 76.21 | — | 2011-03-26 |
| 19268. | Ze King (kaysa) | 76.21 | 97.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| 19269. | Delyan (deliturboto) | 76.21 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 19270. | Turbo (turbo_ultimatum) | 76.20 | 96.4% | 2025-02-05 |
| 19271. | impact21 (impact21333) | 76.20 | 96% | 2024-09-27 |
| 19272. | Burixton (burixton) | 76.20 | 96.8% | 2025-01-22 |
| 19273. | RareJade (rarejade) | 76.20 | 98% | 2024-01-26 |
| 19274. | Guest (net12k44) | 76.20 | 97.7% | 2025-01-14 |
| 19275. | Saket (saketraj) | 76.20 | 99% | 2024-04-17 |
| 19276. | ~ (katana4teen) | 76.20 | 96.7% | 2024-05-19 |
| 19277. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 76.20 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
| 19278. | Ole Einar (zyphie) | 76.20 | 98% | 2012-12-14 |
| 19279. | Lucho (luchohs) | 76.20 | 93% | 2011-09-04 |
| 19280. | Praveen (kprav33n) | 76.20 | 96% | 2012-10-18 |
| 19281. | Turtle (kameiphilip) | 76.20 | 92% | 2016-03-14 |
| 19282. | Not (notkaru) | 76.19 | 98% | 2023-03-04 |
| 19283. | Philippines (philippines11) | 76.19 | 95% | 2013-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |