So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19337. | (rebekkah) | 68.91 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 19338. | (liudvikas) | 68.91 | 95% | 2017-05-08 |
| 19339. | elpresador (el_presador) | 68.91 | 93% | 2011-11-26 |
| 19340. | (dleh) | 68.91 | — | 2010-09-16 |
| 19341. | (twesley20) | 68.90 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 19342. | (unreliable_spare) | 68.90 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 19343. | (beansnboges) | 68.90 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 19344. | (caosyhailong99) | 68.90 | 95% | 2019-04-22 |
| 19345. | (ect_27) | 68.90 | 96% | 2014-10-06 |
| 19346. | (einstrung) | 68.90 | 92% | 2011-11-15 |
| 19347. | (idk14344) | 68.89 | 95% | 2022-01-30 |
| 19348. | (ubakun) | 68.89 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 19349. | tstats[armanto] (armanto) | 68.89 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 19350. | (huy_truong_le) | 68.89 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 19351. | (sajanjosan) | 68.89 | 98% | 2017-10-20 |
| 19352. | (shanenliu) | 68.89 | — | 2010-06-29 |
| 19353. | (burgerblade) | 68.88 | 94% | 2013-10-02 |
| 19354. | (p0ssyd3str0y3r) | 68.88 | 96% | 2019-11-07 |
| 19355. | (believe_that_) | 68.88 | 95% | 2022-09-15 |
| 19356. | (kungszehon) | 68.88 | 91% | 2016-12-06 |
| 19357. | (rockspeed) | 68.88 | 96% | 2013-06-27 |
| 19358. | (fatally) | 68.88 | 93% | 2012-10-27 |
| 19359. | (ksmoose) | 68.87 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
| 19360. | (haruharu2257) | 68.87 | 96% | 2023-02-23 |
| 19361. | (cyclingguy536) | 68.87 | 96% | 2021-12-27 |
| 19362. | (sungmin_suju) | 68.87 | — | 2010-12-05 |
| 19363. | (jconx) | 68.87 | — | 2011-04-27 |
| 19364. | (diow) | 68.87 | 94% | 2013-02-13 |
| 19365. | (braulio) | 68.87 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 19366. | (tgowda) | 68.86 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |