Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8240. | su (susuhiepsi) | 89.72 | — | 2010-11-23 |
| 8241. | Adrian (adrianvn789) | 89.72 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 8242. | Jacob (jkaluah) | 89.72 | 98% | 2019-07-26 |
| 8243. | Chad (flugziffer) | 89.72 | 97.7% | 2023-10-18 |
| 8244. | nezloe (hyugaki) | 89.71 | 89% | 2011-10-03 |
| 8245. | Neskrawr (neskrawr) | 89.71 | 98% | 2013-01-18 |
| 8246. | odnihS (odnihs) | 89.70 | — | 2009-10-09 |
| 8247. | Jemuel (koalatea) | 89.70 | 98% | 2015-04-04 |
| 8248. | Decima (blastin) | 89.69 | 91% | 2017-04-16 |
| 8249. | hades / dimagno (dimagster) | 89.69 | 95% | 2019-04-07 |
| 8250. | Aceo (kingace) | 89.69 | 95% | 2011-11-14 |
| 8251. | speedrunner (22_female) | 89.69 | 97% | 2015-03-13 |
| 8252. | Ali (alibaba27) | 89.69 | — | 2009-02-10 |
| 8253. | yohiro (yohir0) | 89.68 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 8254. | Kurta (kurtaga) | 89.68 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 8255. | SATHESH (satheshtrainer94) | 89.68 | 99.4% | 2023-05-24 |
| 8256. | Colette (cleverusername123) | 89.67 | 96% | 2020-05-22 |
| 8257. | tim (toxolzet) | 89.67 | 93% | 2011-09-07 |
| 8258. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 89.67 | 97% | 2015-05-24 |
| 8259. | Kade (buph_kade) | 89.67 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 8260. | Leon (bluesunset) | 89.66 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
| 8261. | Paranoidal (biomechanical) | 89.66 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
| 8262. | m1m0 (yamadoot) | 89.66 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 8263. | Connor (fmcat) | 89.66 | 93% | 2016-01-18 |
| 8264. | Gab (fishinakart) | 89.66 | 97.9% | 2023-11-03 |
| 8265. | Alper (skroas) | 89.65 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 8266. | Brennen (brennency) | 89.65 | 98% | 2022-08-08 |
| 8267. | Nikola (flomaster_) | 89.65 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 8268. | WeirdManiac (japanhat) | 89.65 | 92% | 2016-08-29 |
| 8269. | Shubby (shubby) | 89.64 | 94% | 2015-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |