So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22340. | minham (minhamale07) | 64.73 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
| 22341. | Hi. (gramad) | 64.73 | 91% | 2015-12-10 |
| 22342. | Loveā„ (harshs99) | 64.72 | 90% | 2016-10-08 |
| 22343. | Murilo (muritube) | 64.72 | 92% | 2016-04-21 |
| 22344. | Astral (astralentity) | 64.72 | 86% | 2017-04-20 |
| 22345. | schmuck (schmuck) | 64.72 | 94% | 2018-05-15 |
| 22346. | Alexander (alexanderoverman) | 64.72 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 22347. | jonah (jonah_rocks) | 64.72 | 95% | 2012-02-18 |
| 22348. | Maxwell (mc2006) | 64.71 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 22349. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 64.71 | 92% | 2015-09-14 |
| 22350. | T (gilded) | 64.71 | 92% | 2017-05-01 |
| 22351. | Kingshuk (kingshuk) | 64.71 | 100% | 2022-08-09 |
| 22352. | Irakli (fastandsurprised) | 64.71 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 22353. | Necro (necroeater) | 64.71 | 96% | 2012-07-10 |
| 22354. | krabbos (krabbos) | 64.71 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 22355. | Ruben (ecerulm) | 64.71 | 96% | 2013-08-30 |
| 22356. | Huey (hexica2000) | 64.70 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
| 22357. | Dodo (sonic20) | 64.70 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 22358. | Marc (markymarco) | 64.70 | 94% | 2018-08-17 |
| 22359. | Kevin (biggiesmallsx) | 64.70 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 22360. | wango (wango) | 64.70 | 95% | 2020-02-09 |
| 22361. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 64.70 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 22362. | Vietnamese (buonca) | 64.70 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 22363. | Salman (salmanzeb) | 64.70 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
| 22364. | monk (harry_tuttle) | 64.70 | 95% | 2012-07-16 |
| 22365. | R3NN7R (r3nn7r) | 64.69 | 95% | 2023-05-30 |
| 22366. | Joe (joebidenwestkanyefembo... | 64.69 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 22367. | Umid (umid2000) | 64.69 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 22368. | Muhammad (ghaith_x) | 64.69 | 96.4% | 2023-08-29 |
| 22369. | Lily (stilltran) | 64.68 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |