Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of tea. Underneath the floor boards is the famous river Thames. I hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes to boil that kettle. After that, I am going to ask you a question, one question. You are going to give me a name and if it's the right name, I send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish.
—from RocknRolla, a movie by Guy Ritchie
Active since November 19, 2009.
487 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12372. | Michael (michael527) | 96.91 | 92% | 2016-01-18 |
| 12373. | Jeronimo (_slowmotion_) | 96.91 | 97% | 2013-04-22 |
| 12374. | Corn Philips (cornphilips) | 96.90 | 98% | 2025-07-16 |
| 12375. | Oisín (oisinoduibhir) | 96.90 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 12376. | BT (btcheers7) | 96.90 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 12377. | Nathan (sacktyperemastered) | 96.90 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 12378. | Ish (asdfwhatyouknow) | 96.90 | 97% | 2016-05-20 |
| 12379. | John (jagrad) | 96.90 | 100% | 2011-10-10 |
| 12380. | Dhruv (papleshpappu) | 96.89 | 96.3% | 2024-02-26 |
| 12381. | tstats[saif6969] (saif6969) | 96.89 | 96.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| 12382. | Gunner (gunner8) | 96.88 | 96% | 2025-11-19 |
| 12383. | Jamz (jamesyj) | 96.88 | 96% | 2025-03-16 |
| 12384. | Dawn (dawn_sdvx) | 96.88 | 97.4% | 2024-05-12 |
| 12385. | Serena (perkyblackchick) | 96.88 | 91% | 2014-03-16 |
| 12386. | Manoj (manjo1) | 96.88 | 98% | 2012-10-08 |
| 12387. | David Lex (davidjohnston15) | 96.88 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 12388. | Clay (bumpychef) | 96.87 | 95% | 2016-03-16 |
| 12389. | Prinzyk (prinzyk) | 96.87 | 95% | 2013-08-28 |
| 12390. | Kevin (lin6625) | 96.87 | 97% | 2020-02-22 |
| 12391. | Jaikun (icedgrave) | 96.87 | 97% | 2017-11-01 |
| 12392. | Richard (lionheartjin) | 96.87 | 93% | 2015-11-10 |
| 12393. | S2dent (s2dent) | 96.86 | 95% | 2014-12-15 |
| 12394. | Bob (alfred_is_qwerty) | 96.85 | 98% | 2025-08-19 |
| 12395. | v (vlxu) | 96.85 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 12396. | Bill (destroyer_2) | 96.85 | 98.7% | 2024-01-22 |
| 12397. | ILikeCuteCats (ilikecutecats) | 96.84 | 99% | 2026-02-10 |
| 12398. | gorb (gorbin_time) | 96.84 | 97.2% | 2024-08-07 |
| 12399. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 96.84 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 12400. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 96.84 | 100% | 2023-04-05 |
| 12401. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 96.84 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 62,608 | 103.91 | November 19, 2009 |
| Long Texts | 69 | 111.05 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 33 | 107.16 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 94.90 | January 29, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 77.62 | October 1, 2024 |