All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2715. | amar (amar_battulga) | 109.67 | 98% | 2017-12-19 |
| 2716. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 109.66 | 97.2% | 2025-04-07 |
| 2717. | Theodor (theodor_i) | 109.66 | 98.1% | 2023-11-22 |
| 2718. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 109.65 | 97.9% | 2023-12-10 |
| 2719. | Toast (michaelking) | 109.65 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 2720. | itsgohtime (itsgohtime) | 109.64 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 2721. | Oliver (torto21) | 109.63 | 99% | 2020-04-08 |
| 2722. | Ben (thebenman7dv) | 109.62 | 98.6% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2723. | Ryo (ashida4) | 109.62 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 2724. | Michael (mchu519) | 109.61 | 99% | 2021-11-09 |
| 2725. | Pasquale 12, not 11 (pasqua... | 109.60 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 2726. | lucktale (lucktale) | 109.60 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 2727. | Bertram (spoxez) | 109.60 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
| 2728. | Alex (hollums) | 109.59 | 98% | 2018-12-07 |
| 2729. | alvin (alvingogo) | 109.58 | 98% | 2026-01-28 |
| 2730. | URDI (ghotifilet49) | 109.58 | 99% | 2025-12-16 |
| 2731. | ben (bumbleben7) | 109.57 | 95% | 2021-04-18 |
| 2732. | knife (kniferobinson) | 109.57 | 98% | 2017-06-28 |
| 2733. | Stephen (installed) | 109.57 | 99% | 2017-07-31 |
| 2734. | eltigro (el_tigro) | 109.57 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2735. | Brandon (lixer_kixer) | 109.56 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| 2736. | Austin (austin_biceps) | 109.56 | 99% | 2018-03-27 |
| 2737. | (rancaciovenii) | 109.55 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 2738. | Fives (fives674) | 109.54 | 98.2% | 2024-07-21 |
| 2739. | McQueen (cecosensei) | 109.53 | 98.2% | 2023-09-30 |
| 2740. | Auncore (auncore) | 109.53 | 98% | 2022-04-09 |
| 2741. | Alasdair (aisaem) | 109.53 | 99% | 2022-03-25 |
| 2742. | gt2 (killawhale425) | 109.53 | 98% | 2018-10-12 |
| 2743. | K (khanali2020) | 109.52 | 99.2% | 2025-04-14 |
| 2744. | csmyers (csmyers) | 109.51 | 98.3% | 2024-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |