I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3504. | (kadiezucker) | 68.82 | 97% | 2025-11-29 |
| 3505. | (squeegee_joe) | 68.74 | 95.3% | 2024-03-15 |
| 3506. | (karty) | 68.73 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 3507. | (wrk4thjkr) | 68.71 | 95.2% | 2023-06-15 |
| 3508. | (princeazim) | 68.71 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
| 3509. | (boiax) | 68.70 | 95% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3510. | (sammyismuff) | 68.69 | 95% | 2023-08-16 |
| 3511. | Jez (jezmann) | 68.65 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 3512. | (thewhitehouse) | 68.58 | 96.7% | 2023-09-09 |
| 3513. | Elgamal (elgamal) | 68.54 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 3514. | (jofiss) | 68.53 | 96.8% | 2025-01-25 |
| 3515. | (bexarcocky) | 68.53 | 95.3% | 2024-09-11 |
| 3516. | (astaroth04) | 68.52 | 96.6% | 2024-05-04 |
| 3517. | (amaranathfodcgisl) | 68.47 | 97.6% | 2024-01-21 |
| 3518. | (daggerbxii) | 68.38 | 94.5% | 2024-03-18 |
| 3519. | (typo_beginner19) | 68.32 | 95.4% | 2023-12-02 |
| 3520. | (rxlj) | 68.27 | 96% | 2025-09-05 |
| 3521. | (bulletspeed0) | 68.27 | 97% | 2025-06-13 |
| 3522. | (tnt7) | 68.26 | 93.9% | 2024-07-22 |
| 3523. | (dlaj) | 68.24 | 96% | 2025-05-30 |
| 3524. | (tondoliver_27) | 68.16 | 93% | 2025-01-18 |
| 3525. | (mmarchal) | 68.14 | 96.3% | 2023-11-06 |
| 3526. | (penguin007) | 68.12 | 94.2% | 2025-01-23 |
| 3527. | 23 (jorgexdlol) | 68.02 | 95.7% | 2023-12-13 |
| 3528. | (kachori_jalebi) | 67.99 | 96% | 2025-12-13 |
| 3529. | (janwalther) | 67.96 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
| 3530. | (wuster) | 67.95 | 95% | 2025-11-13 |
| 3531. | (manucasrs) | 67.84 | 96.4% | 2023-10-30 |
| 3532. | (egovangel) | 67.81 | 98.2% | 2024-03-07 |
| 3533. | (j82ca) | 67.77 | 97.1% | 2024-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |