The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20990. | Lucy (sarluc) | 70.40 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 20991. | Jorn (dealermedic) | 70.40 | 94% | 2021-10-01 |
| 20992. | Bionodroid (bionodroid) | 70.40 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 20993. | hi:D (sabue) | 70.40 | 97% | 2016-01-26 |
| 20994. | Victor (proglote) | 70.40 | 91% | 2011-11-11 |
| 20995. | lamchi (hoangduyanh) | 70.40 | 94% | 2012-04-18 |
| 20996. | Adam (tadam) | 70.40 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 20997. | Peener (peener420) | 70.39 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 20998. | Bach (bwv988) | 70.39 | 97% | 2019-07-09 |
| 20999. | Marshall (crabzy) | 70.38 | 94% | 2021-05-11 |
| 21000. | Kratagya (chutiyatyper) | 70.38 | 94% | 2021-08-29 |
| 21001. | neets (neets) | 70.38 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
| 21002. | David (hanid3) | 70.38 | 98% | 2017-10-09 |
| 21003. | Chris (icewind) | 70.38 | 91% | 2012-08-31 |
| 21004. | GiupLeGXThuDuc (giuplegxtd) | 70.38 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 21005. | Alvin (alvinpiter) | 70.38 | 96% | 2017-03-22 |
| 21006. | Maksym (trickstermaks) | 70.37 | 96% | 2022-01-03 |
| 21007. | Erick (erickloolpez) | 70.37 | 95.6% | 2023-05-31 |
| 21008. | Joseph (jmath06) | 70.37 | 92% | 2016-07-01 |
| 21009. | Atrin (satchafunkilus) | 70.37 | 93% | 2021-04-19 |
| 21010. | Jazz (melotea) | 70.37 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 21011. | Jino (jino) | 70.37 | — | 2009-02-09 |
| 21012. | wireman (gensetman) | 70.37 | 96% | 2013-11-04 |
| 21013. | ✔Realization✈ (bulletso... | 70.37 | 97% | 2016-11-21 |
| 21014. | Machine (longshort) | 70.36 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 21015. | Justin (geoth) | 70.36 | 93% | 2011-09-02 |
| 21016. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 70.36 | 95% | 2019-11-08 |
| 21017. | Ronarch (ronarch) | 70.35 | 91% | 2015-03-25 |
| 21018. | Ahnaf (ahnaf75) | 70.35 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 21019. | Guest (blacknwhite) | 70.35 | 97% | 2013-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |