Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8864. | monners (monners) | 88.47 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 8865. | Taylor (taylor15) | 88.47 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 8866. | Avuv (parper) | 88.47 | 97% | 2014-12-23 |
| 8867. | copol (copol) | 88.47 | 97% | 2016-09-17 |
| 8868. | Petit (petitjuju) | 88.46 | 99% | 2022-01-27 |
| 8869. | Alex (eggstreme) | 88.46 | 96% | 2018-01-11 |
| 8870. | Branden (bm00re) | 88.46 | 94% | 2015-08-10 |
| 8871. | JGoFuego (jgofuego) | 88.46 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 8872. | josh (joshbuggy) | 88.46 | 95.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 8873. | Andre (myagmea) | 88.46 | 98% | 2020-02-18 |
| 8874. | Kuromu (funkey08) | 88.45 | 96% | 2022-01-20 |
| 8875. | Don (dkbananas) | 88.45 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 8876. | Tessa (tlw34) | 88.45 | 94% | 2011-08-07 |
| 8877. | Big Benton (ricochetfleg) | 88.45 | 88% | 2015-05-27 |
| 8878. | DefoBG (defiancebg) | 88.44 | 94% | 2011-10-14 |
| 8879. | Tom (tomw03) | 88.44 | 97% | 2017-02-21 |
| 8880. | BeardedLady (beardedlady) | 88.43 | — | 2009-10-11 |
| 8881. | Faith (bugz2007) | 88.43 | 94% | 2012-09-23 |
| 8882. | new keyb who dis(k3 max) (s... | 88.43 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 8883. | Bob (singingphantom) | 88.43 | 89% | 2017-04-17 |
| 8884. | Pawel (japi) | 88.43 | 98% | 2015-04-16 |
| 8885. | Bigheart (bigheart) | 88.43 | 95% | 2013-09-19 |
| 8886. | Hazem (hazemhmh) | 88.42 | 95.3% | 2023-07-02 |
| 8887. | harry (htaussig) | 88.42 | 98.8% | 2021-02-03 |
| 8888. | weicer (weicer) | 88.42 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 8889. | Susan (pshelloyenmicky) | 88.42 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 8890. | Camps (camps) | 88.42 | — | 2009-11-08 |
| 8891. | Kevin (kmosher9180) | 88.41 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 8892. | Casey (amazingkc) | 88.41 | 93% | 2012-11-22 |
| 8893. | xd (herrokan) | 88.40 | 94% | 2016-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |