Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12476. | ethan (chorboe) | 81.18 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 12477. | Aleksander (acidix) | 81.18 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 12478. | E (tostedlaptop) | 81.18 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 12479. | Desk (desktopped) | 81.18 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 12480. | Bob (wtfmid0ing) | 81.18 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 12481. | Ygor (migore) | 81.17 | 97% | 2017-04-28 |
| 12482. | Eric (rektson) | 81.17 | 88% | 2015-07-03 |
| 12483. | Mark (kanohn) | 81.17 | 97% | 2018-01-11 |
| 12484. | Jon (jonpwn1) | 81.17 | 94% | 2014-09-21 |
| 12485. | john yakuza (ifrxitpxnchi) | 81.17 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 12486. | Shai (shaichon) | 81.17 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 12487. | Manu (manuruz) | 81.17 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 12488. | Jurou (trycatch) | 81.17 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| 12489. | sleepy (drained221) | 81.17 | 98% | 2023-06-26 |
| 12490. | mathwog (suhtwog) | 81.16 | 99% | 2013-02-05 |
| 12491. | Josh (awfulaccident) | 81.16 | 98% | 2017-06-27 |
| 12492. | Quibz (white_fire) | 81.15 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
| 12493. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 81.15 | 97% | 2019-07-31 |
| 12494. | Declan (mymumhitsme) | 81.15 | 95% | 2019-07-02 |
| 12495. | Joanna (kuskuskus) | 81.15 | 100% | 2014-11-27 |
| 12496. | necati (naydin) | 81.15 | 95% | 2014-01-22 |
| 12497. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 81.15 | 95% | 2022-12-11 |
| 12498. | Malachy (bugprsn) | 81.15 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 12499. | Ba (rodgzilla) | 81.15 | 97% | 2017-05-26 |
| 12500. | Always (tromin) | 81.15 | 92% | 2016-06-23 |
| 12501. | Prof (profklapz) | 81.15 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 12502. | Jasper (jasperw) | 81.14 | 92% | 2013-06-14 |
| 12503. | Michael (2016mchan00) | 81.14 | 93% | 2014-05-11 |
| 12504. | Viranimo (viranimo) | 81.14 | 92% | 2011-08-11 |
| 12505. | Anthony (20_regular_cash) | 81.14 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |