The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9785. | chelsea (casey17) | 47.44 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 9786. | zeefi (zeefi) | 47.43 | 96% | 2014-12-15 |
| 9787. | Adam (adamkl1994) | 47.43 | 98% | 2014-04-08 |
| 9788. | Cyle (cyleyt) | 47.43 | 95% | 2019-03-09 |
| 9789. | sudhakar (mankatha) | 47.43 | 94% | 2012-08-23 |
| 9790. | Rom (regularguy) | 47.43 | 92% | 2015-06-24 |
| 9791. | teja (teja_rv) | 47.43 | 93% | 2015-10-10 |
| 9792. | fahad (fahad001) | 47.42 | 95% | 2023-03-23 |
| 9793. | venkat (venkatvb) | 47.42 | 86% | 2015-08-23 |
| 9794. | محمد السيد (zickmo) | 47.41 | 95% | 2023-08-20 |
| 9795. | Irpan (dede01) | 47.41 | 94% | 2023-10-12 |
| 9796. | Aniket (aniket2988) | 47.41 | 86% | 2015-02-18 |
| 9797. | Minleg (bminleg) | 47.41 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
| 9798. | Tiantoes (tiantoes) | 47.41 | 95% | 2018-09-16 |
| 9799. | Tjandra (tjandra_s_g) | 47.41 | 97% | 2014-08-04 |
| 9800. | dolphins (fatamorgana) | 47.41 | 99% | 2011-05-09 |
| 9801. | Neil (hutch10809) | 47.40 | 91% | 2012-10-02 |
| 9802. | Matthew (matthau) | 47.40 | 94% | 2014-03-13 |
| 9803. | Gin (syphilis) | 47.40 | 85% | 2013-10-29 |
| 9804. | Philipp (buggybrain) | 47.40 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| 9805. | 160wpm (160wpm) | 47.39 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 9806. | 樊 (krinzkolo) | 47.38 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 9807. | Nguyen (frozheart) | 47.38 | 93% | 2014-07-17 |
| 9808. | Tom (mackentosh) | 47.38 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 9809. | sw cherry (swcherry) | 47.38 | 96% | 2015-06-29 |
| 9810. | Alexander (redwing07) | 47.37 | 95% | 2016-12-13 |
| 9811. | Shuccer (shuccer) | 47.37 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 9812. | nurgiss (nurgiss) | 47.37 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
| 9813. | philm (philmcole) | 47.37 | 97% | 2016-12-19 |
| 9814. | Yohannes (wintersolider) | 47.36 | 93% | 2021-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |