And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30314. | mazen omar (mazen94) | 62.41 | 95.7% | 2023-10-23 |
| 30315. | Malcolm (weatherman7921) | 62.41 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 30316. | Met (itsimane) | 62.41 | 94% | 2021-03-02 |
| 30317. | Zann (buttocksenpai) | 62.41 | 96% | 2019-11-19 |
| 30318. | Alfredo (drakenslice) | 62.41 | 92% | 2014-11-30 |
| 30319. | TMax Lee (tmaxlee) | 62.41 | 93% | 2012-06-17 |
| 30320. | 紫夕橋 (s04416) | 62.41 | 95% | 2013-12-10 |
| 30321. | jesus (jesusepie) | 62.41 | 93% | 2013-11-11 |
| 30322. | michael (michaeljan23) | 62.40 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 30323. | Krishnakumar (krishnakumartg) | 62.40 | 96% | 2013-12-07 |
| 30324. | zzzz (invaliduser) | 62.40 | 92% | 2020-08-28 |
| 30325. | Paul (pogues) | 62.40 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 30326. | sonicboom (sonicboomie) | 62.39 | 98.5% | 2023-08-29 |
| 30327. | ben (enivre) | 62.39 | 96% | 2018-04-18 |
| 30328. | huijin (vanistelroooooooy) | 62.39 | 94% | 2016-06-14 |
| 30329. | Calvin (t2gud2btru) | 62.39 | 90% | 2013-02-12 |
| 30330. | Srini (karthik123) | 62.38 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 30331. | Tanish (bug08) | 62.38 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 30332. | Kimberlysu (kimsue1013) | 62.38 | 88% | 2016-05-10 |
| 30333. | May (thiyp) | 62.38 | 95% | 2018-04-27 |
| 30334. | Steve (stevegocoding) | 62.37 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 30335. | ArnelTrend (arneltrend23) | 62.37 | 95.6% | 2023-10-15 |
| 30336. | We support Palestine (shexd... | 62.37 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 30337. | Joshua (joshuajoshuak) | 62.37 | 92% | 2014-10-28 |
| 30338. | cy chan (cy1986) | 62.37 | 97% | 2011-12-22 |
| 30339. | विवेक (vivs1989) | 62.36 | 95% | 2014-05-04 |
| 30340. | VH (jaywild) | 62.36 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 30341. | Eli (elizabethvn) | 62.36 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 30342. | Jay (mrbread) | 62.36 | 91% | 2014-09-28 |
| 30343. | Connecting... (toodey) | 62.35 | 96% | 2021-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |