I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14974. | Dusple (dusple) | 75.81 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 14975. | racercar (noraeintotre) | 75.81 | 90% | 2016-05-22 |
| 14976. | Orca (diggory) | 75.80 | 98% | 2024-04-09 |
| 14977. | Cuong (qt1003) | 75.80 | 96.1% | 2025-01-10 |
| 14978. | Ryan (rspalmz) | 75.80 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
| 14979. | Bagle (bagle) | 75.80 | 97.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 14980. | Sean (seantronathon) | 75.80 | 94% | 2015-04-25 |
| 14981. | Adrian (fastertypers) | 75.79 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 14982. | William (fiendchain) | 75.79 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 14983. | Khang (hophopkangaroo) | 75.79 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| 14984. | itsmin (itsminbin) | 75.78 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
| 14985. | Dat (datboidoe) | 75.78 | 90% | 2017-01-15 |
| 14986. | Jordan (invictusj) | 75.78 | 96.8% | 2024-07-15 |
| 14987. | Lemon (mrlemon) | 75.78 | 95% | 2022-07-27 |
| 14988. | Raging (ragingthunder) | 75.78 | 93% | 2016-02-15 |
| 14989. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 75.78 | 90% | 2015-12-19 |
| 14990. | Gijs (gijswijs) | 75.77 | 99% | 2020-02-24 |
| 14991. | SD96 (sd96) | 75.77 | 96.7% | 2023-09-04 |
| 14992. | Gabriel (warbros123) | 75.77 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
| 14993. | J (xiji) | 75.77 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 14994. | winter (winterruwu) | 75.77 | 94% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14995. | Mapko (buffi) | 75.77 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 14996. | Yash (yashness) | 75.77 | 94% | 2016-06-16 |
| 14997. | George (playlikeneverb4) | 75.77 | 95% | 2016-06-02 |
| 14998. | Manan Seth (uprootboredom) | 75.76 | 98% | 2024-03-31 |
| 14999. | Trevor (trev_mars) | 75.76 | 97% | 2024-06-05 |
| 15000. | L'han Lambert (_han12) | 75.76 | 96% | 2025-06-22 |
| 15001. | slowpoke (hartvenus) | 75.76 | 94% | 2023-07-10 |
| 15002. | Cole (coolcid_cole) | 75.76 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 15003. | HE HATE ME (colemcquestiona... | 75.76 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |