Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9782. | typing racist (luwenks) | 81.83 | 99% | 2024-10-08 |
| 9783. | camille moorefield (canimla) | 81.83 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 9784. | anon (rhm2084) | 81.83 | 97% | 2020-07-17 |
| 9785. | Chetan (chetanmonu) | 81.82 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 9786. | JD (jdranpariya) | 81.82 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 9787. | Carrot (elelin) | 81.81 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 9788. | Twis (twis23) | 81.81 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 9789. | Marvin (malvolio) | 81.81 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| 9790. | grigoar (grigoar) | 81.81 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9791. | shoop (crimmsy) | 81.79 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 9792. | Adrobe (adrobe) | 81.78 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 9793. | Caleb (keaseacan) | 81.78 | 96% | 2020-06-24 |
| 9794. | SW3P (itsswep) | 81.77 | 97% | 2024-12-06 |
| 9795. | Taiwan is a country (17lingh1) | 81.77 | 96% | 2023-05-09 |
| 9796. | Carl Kent (ckmanguiran) | 81.77 | 97% | 2022-07-27 |
| 9797. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 81.77 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 9798. | Bogdan (vitolov) | 81.76 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 9799. | Michael (buckley12) | 81.76 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 9800. | Eric (wernerosorio) | 81.76 | 95% | 2022-10-06 |
| 9801. | chicken (chicken_wrap) | 81.75 | 96.2% | 2024-10-04 |
| 9802. | P (morto_racer) | 81.75 | 98% | 2020-09-06 |
| 9803. | The Llama (callmellama) | 81.75 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 9804. | Lupi (thedogz) | 81.75 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 9805. | Sebastian (sebas977) | 81.74 | 99% | 2023-02-02 |
| 9806. | hypeiron (hypeiron) | 81.74 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
| 9807. | Marcus (earthpheonixsword) | 81.73 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 9808. | DH (deeh_c) | 81.73 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 9809. | Adam (bothadam) | 81.73 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 9810. | mazen omar (mazen94) | 81.73 | 95.8% | 2024-03-10 |
| 9811. | superNGA (super_nga) | 81.72 | 95% | 2025-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |