Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 4, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 276. | Firefingers (birthdaykids) | 138.40 | 98% | 2014-05-15 |
| 277. | (nirgle) | 138.37 | 99% | 2011-12-26 |
| 278. | (ckjy00) | 138.30 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 279. | zetria (primalknight) | 138.26 | 98% | 2022-12-25 |
| 280. | imduckies fart in my mouth ... | 138.20 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 281. | (yo_el10) | 138.19 | — | 2009-12-26 |
| 282. | (bird42) | 138.16 | 100% | 2013-07-25 |
| 283. | (rsn_007) | 138.10 | 97% | 2015-05-08 |
| 284. | (anniea) | 138.09 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 285. | (dleedlee) | 138.04 | 91% | 2011-05-28 |
| 286. | (statutory) | 138.02 | 99% | 2017-05-20 |
| 287. | (ianweller) | 137.98 | 94% | 2011-09-22 |
| 288. | Kaelyn (kaekaelyn) | 137.92 | 98% | 2019-09-14 |
| 289. | hello (triplehhh) | 137.91 | — | 2010-06-29 |
| 290. | Aella (aella) | 137.89 | 98% | 2015-05-01 |
| 291. | Dopaminex (keatonasmith) | 137.88 | 98% | 2020-01-05 |
| 292. | bubchi89 (bubchi89) | 137.76 | 94% | 2013-09-19 |
| 293. | (howdoigetfaster) | 137.74 | 94% | 2016-12-28 |
| 294. | So you have chosen DEATH (m... | 137.73 | 99% | 2020-06-20 |
| 295. | (lorusx) | 137.69 | 100% | 2020-11-16 |
| 296. | ᓚᘏᗢ (richivinsky) | 137.68 | 100% | 2019-12-18 |
| 297. | typeracerplays (typeracerpl... | 137.61 | 97.1% | 2023-07-13 |
| 298. | Feris (merelyaferis) | 137.61 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 299. | (elbingo) | 137.56 | 99% | 2012-07-11 |
| 300. | 5000600 (5000600) | 137.56 | 100% | 2022-09-26 |
| 301. | (gatesisfilthy) | 137.53 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 302. | (deepbluetruth) | 137.50 | 99% | 2016-02-06 |
| 303. | guy (grayeyes) | 137.49 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 304. | (jaimie) | 137.44 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 305. | (moffitt) | 137.42 | 99% | 2021-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |