So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16216. | DefyingTheOdds (brianwood16) | 74.53 | 98% | 2012-06-29 |
| 16217. | Ben (benyefet) | 74.53 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 16218. | Tuan (tuan) | 74.53 | 99% | 2012-05-25 |
| 16219. | Random (65h1000) | 74.52 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
| 16220. | Jason (liushaobo) | 74.52 | 96% | 2020-04-28 |
| 16221. | micah (ratrug) | 74.52 | 95% | 2023-04-01 |
| 16222. | Kok Kun (kokkun92) | 74.52 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 16223. | Pragyan (swordfish999) | 74.52 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| 16224. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 74.52 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 16225. | PALY (paly) | 74.52 | 93% | 2011-10-07 |
| 16226. | tres (traalala) | 74.52 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 16227. | 愛 ﻉ√٥ﺎ💜 (ksugia... | 74.52 | 99% | 2019-09-16 |
| 16228. | MALOY (speed_learner) | 74.52 | 91% | 2015-03-27 |
| 16229. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) | 74.52 | 89% | 2016-08-04 |
| 16230. | Steve (mcgee_00) | 74.52 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 16231. | Ejaculation (ejaculation) | 74.52 | 93% | 2013-01-29 |
| 16232. | Guest (jpbatman99) | 74.51 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 16233. | Kevin (flash98765) | 74.51 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 16234. | racer (bubblestwrap) | 74.51 | 94% | 2022-04-26 |
| 16235. | frontier64 (frontier64) | 74.51 | 91% | 2013-12-13 |
| 16236. | chro (chro) | 74.51 | 92% | 2015-01-13 |
| 16237. | shawn (shawnieyang) | 74.50 | 87% | 2016-06-06 |
| 16238. | Banana (banankake) | 74.50 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 16239. | Mark (norebonomis) | 74.50 | 97% | 2012-10-16 |
| 16240. | Jesse (bleric) | 74.50 | 90% | 2015-07-15 |
| 16241. | DazzlingLord23 (eax2078) | 74.50 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 16242. | Tigran (tigran) | 74.50 | 96% | 2012-09-25 |
| 16243. | quyteriyaki (quyteriyaki) | 74.49 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 16244. | James (proctologist) | 74.49 | 96% | 2014-02-25 |
| 16245. | Failware (failware_) | 74.49 | 100% | 2020-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |