What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1384. | Adam (schimoda) | 82.27 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
| 1385. | Connor (connorblakee14) | 82.22 | 97% | 2020-05-28 |
| 1386. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 82.17 | 98% | 2019-06-11 |
| 1387. | jake (jakeoha) | 82.15 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 1388. | Kevin (pubhub) | 82.14 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
| 1389. | . (_flames1) | 82.14 | 95% | 2018-04-09 |
| 1390. | July (phi4069) | 82.14 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 1391. | eggy (acsim_hardcore) | 82.14 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
| 1392. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 82.13 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
| 1393. | jasonsh (jasonsh) | 82.13 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 1394. | Maddi (queenrupert) | 82.13 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 1395. | Daddy (mrdaddy) | 82.12 | 95% | 2019-02-12 |
| 1396. | Jem (jampr) | 82.12 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 1397. | Dragon (mrdragonplays) | 82.12 | 98% | 2020-04-17 |
| 1398. | Neko (pippaola) | 82.11 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
| 1399. | Big (pookpok) | 82.10 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 1400. | Maria (marosedvorak) | 82.09 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
| 1401. | ezpez (ezpez) | 82.09 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 1402. | Bryan (bubbleslim) | 82.09 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1403. | Spencer (noodalzi) | 82.09 | 96% | 2018-04-21 |
| 1404. | Jimmy (jphan98) | 82.08 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 1405. | Max (sekuro) | 82.06 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 1406. | Sam (realsamxu) | 82.04 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 1407. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 82.04 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
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| 1409. | k (mc0sta) | 82.02 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
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