I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2590. | Nicey (ni_cey) | 83.32 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
| 2591. | prashik0 (prashik0) | 83.29 | 98% | 2025-08-17 |
| 2592. | streetcar (dohrn1i) | 83.29 | 97% | 2024-06-02 |
| 2593. | firi (firi431) | 83.27 | 95% | 2025-07-14 |
| 2594. | Miles (hauskaz) | 83.27 | 96.3% | 2025-03-07 |
| 2595. | deeri (deeri) | 83.26 | 96% | 2024-08-19 |
| 2596. | Trevor (sehguh) | 83.25 | 97% | 2024-06-26 |
| 2597. | Filip (kicklets) | 83.25 | 96.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2598. | farzan (farzanhges) | 83.24 | 96.4% | 2024-01-08 |
| 2599. | miso (misosoupsoup) | 83.22 | 97.6% | 2025-02-01 |
| 2600. | Becky (beckye430) | 83.21 | 96% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2601. | Mo (medsebri) | 83.19 | 97% | 2026-04-11 |
| 2602. | John Harshberger (johnnyboi... | 83.19 | 95% | 2026-03-19 |
| 2603. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 83.19 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 2604. | sadbanana (sadbanana0) | 83.19 | 95.5% | 2024-08-27 |
| 2605. | HodgeVJ (hodgevj) | 83.18 | 97% | 2025-06-09 |
| 2606. | BubbleJump (bubblejump) | 83.17 | 98% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2607. | Pradyumn (sk0pe) | 83.11 | 96.8% | 2024-06-01 |
| 2608. | Khan (mani_khan) | 83.11 | 98.4% | 2024-04-04 |
| 2609. | Anchit (anchit) | 83.11 | 98% | 2024-07-26 |
| 2610. | EthioKing (ethio_king) | 83.10 | 96.4% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2611. | gulzardi11 (gulzardi11) | 83.10 | 96.2% | 2023-11-26 |
| 2612. | BaniaTeAmo3 (camilin2002) | 83.08 | 96.9% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2613. | sakha (lousytypist) | 83.07 | 98% | 2024-10-07 |
| 2614. | Reed (reedaleson) | 83.07 | 96% | 2026-01-15 |
| 2615. | Nabil2x (nabil2x) | 83.06 | 95.2% | 2024-01-27 |
| 2616. | Joren (djorren) | 83.06 | 97% | 2024-05-14 |
| 2617. | Akshaasdfay (aksgula22) | 83.05 | 98.6% | 2024-01-13 |
| 2618. | supmyd00d (clinikillz) | 83.05 | 97.8% | 2023-11-27 |
| 2619. | GaMeSDST (gamesdst) | 83.04 | 95.9% | 2023-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |