The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11499. | Broken (brokencog) | 97.76 | 99% | 2017-09-13 |
| 11500. | Alonzo (alonrodrigu) | 97.76 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 11501. | Slow (slowtyper4evr) | 97.75 | 97.4% | 2023-09-27 |
| 11502. | Therion (therion) | 97.75 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| 11503. | Zeid (hozning) | 97.75 | 96% | 2017-02-28 |
| 11504. | greg (drsharc) | 97.75 | 98% | 2019-05-19 |
| 11505. | cacti (cactuspark) | 97.74 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 11506. | catsea (lullabbye) | 97.74 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 11507. | Stacy (blingmama) | 97.74 | 92% | 2014-04-04 |
| 11508. | Nadav (xylecoco) | 97.74 | 97% | 2012-03-28 |
| 11509. | Vakeels (skylake) | 97.74 | 99% | 2017-08-07 |
| 11510. | Ammafap (ammafap) | 97.73 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 11511. | Timothy (timothyd) | 97.73 | 95% | 2015-10-24 |
| 11512. | Abbacchio (abbacchio) | 97.73 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 11513. | (slowfake) | 97.73 | 99% | 2014-06-06 |
| 11514. | DoctorN0gloff (doctorn0gloff) | 97.73 | 95% | 2018-06-19 |
| 11515. | Sushi (bubblecup24) | 97.72 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 11516. | Nicholas (nickisfake) | 97.72 | 98% | 2016-11-22 |
| 11517. | Dominic (captainnemodom@hot... | 97.72 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 11518. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 97.72 | 99% | 2018-01-17 |
| 11519. | 9999410009 (vizhead) | 97.72 | — | 2009-11-15 |
| 11520. | yugo (kecman) | 97.72 | 94% | 2012-02-26 |
| 11521. | Alican (safran) | 97.71 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 11522. | Sybil (h00py67) | 97.71 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 11523. | Yarno (globalvirgin) | 97.70 | 98.3% | 2023-10-22 |
| 11524. | Dodo (dangerousdodo) | 97.70 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 11525. | Josiah (miitraa) | 97.70 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
| 11526. | ayylmao (adeptpal) | 97.70 | 93% | 2016-02-16 |
| 11527. | nice (vastro_lorde) | 97.69 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
| 11528. | Adrian (ronquiaj) | 97.69 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |