The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6596. | Jia (icecoldpillow) | 95.37 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 6597. | Ronnie (censeo) | 95.37 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 6598. | Sky (n1johhner) | 95.36 | 97.6% | 2025-01-20 |
| 6599. | wing (edg3o) | 95.36 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 6600. | Lawrence (loklein) | 95.36 | 97% | 2015-01-09 |
| 6601. | Frobist (frobist) | 95.36 | 95% | 2013-02-07 |
| 6602. | Nick (snuffyguggles) | 95.36 | 89% | 2015-05-15 |
| 6603. | dai types (daitypes) | 95.34 | 97.5% | 2025-01-27 |
| 6604. | Sonny (hx_triangular) | 95.34 | 98% | 2024-05-22 |
| 6605. | Bob (supergreaze) | 95.34 | 98.3% | 2021-02-23 |
| 6606. | Tomas (tmattia) | 95.33 | 97% | 2014-11-06 |
| 6607. | rofllex (rofllex) | 95.33 | 97% | 2024-04-09 |
| 6608. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 95.33 | 98.8% | 2025-04-11 |
| 6609. | W (weswanders) | 95.33 | 95% | 2013-12-10 |
| 6610. | D1 crashout (muffinmasta) | 95.32 | 97.2% | 2024-10-24 |
| 6611. | Said (surrenderordie) | 95.32 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 6612. | David (bubberducky) | 95.31 | 92% | 2014-04-20 |
| 6613. | ocramka (ocramka1) | 95.31 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 6614. | Nicholas (fryingpan) | 95.31 | 97% | 2025-02-03 |
| 6615. | JustJeT (justjet) | 95.31 | 91% | 2016-08-03 |
| 6616. | ChaserBD04 (chaserbd04) | 95.31 | 94% | 2014-01-31 |
| 6617. | Bob (splork) | 95.31 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 6618. | Reigo (skillzilla) | 95.31 | 99% | 2014-01-26 |
| 6619. | Pontus (farmerpo) | 95.30 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 6620. | James Lee (fevr) | 95.29 | 97% | 2023-11-20 |
| 6621. | Neil Franco (neilprangko) | 95.29 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 6622. | First name (nickname_is_not... | 95.28 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 6623. | xpr (xprman) | 95.28 | 96% | 2011-12-10 |
| 6624. | Stefan (fendorian) | 95.28 | 97.6% | 2024-06-27 |
| 6625. | Justin (feryll) | 95.28 | 96% | 2015-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |