I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
Active since August 27, 2017.
292 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9973. | Shivashis (plant99) | 86.83 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 9974. | Cosmic (cosmicuser) | 86.83 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 9975. | gismet_majidov (gismet) | 86.82 | 98% | 2025-11-01 |
| 9976. | Evan (evands91) | 86.82 | 99% | 2018-10-23 |
| 9977. | kazden (kazdenetienne) | 86.82 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 9978. | Loma (pbaloma) | 86.82 | 97% | 2021-11-03 |
| 9979. | Blue Alps, baby! (model_m_k... | 86.82 | 97% | 2022-11-19 |
| 9980. | Jebaited (barered278) | 86.82 | 98% | 2018-12-27 |
| 9981. | Sahasra (sahasra_sagiraju) | 86.81 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 9982. | CawCawByrdy (nova_byrdy) | 86.80 | 98.1% | 2024-10-28 |
| 9983. | Chase (flash_g0rd0n) | 86.80 | 96.7% | 2023-12-02 |
| 9984. | Alvin (alwin630) | 86.80 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 9985. | Lucas (omangoes) | 86.80 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 9986. | rmholz (aremholz) | 86.79 | 97.3% | 2023-10-18 |
| 9987. | duncs (duncs) | 86.79 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 9988. | Kapal Tua :v (cream777) | 86.79 | 96.1% | 2024-03-19 |
| 9989. | pervy_sage (iampawandanu) | 86.78 | 97% | 2025-07-06 |
| 9990. | John (bubbachuck) | 86.78 | 95.6% | 2024-06-30 |
| 9991. | Elia (ganmen) | 86.78 | 97% | 2020-12-24 |
| 9992. | Anh (anhton232) | 86.78 | 98% | 2022-06-11 |
| 9993. | kb (kbaccam) | 86.78 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 9994. | Tyler (musicpandauk) | 86.78 | 96% | 2021-06-13 |
| 9995. | Deacon (nightthemight) | 86.78 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 9996. | hhqefyccoctqybskkt (hhqefyc... | 86.77 | 96.1% | 2024-08-10 |
| 9997. | Genesis (buasch) | 86.77 | 97% | 2018-10-06 |
| 9998. | Prius (mroh) | 86.77 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 9999. | dexterj (dexterj) | 86.77 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 10000. | Alex (vergachan) | 86.76 | 97.5% | 2025-03-19 |
| 10001. | alex (pmills8) | 86.76 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 10002. | Ath (athuu) | 86.76 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |